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  1. я буду у вас с сатирой выступать! причем для иностранцкв!

    ROMANCE MATH EQUATIONS

    Smart man + smart woman = romance

    Smart man + dumb woman = affair

    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

    Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

    HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

    Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

    :blushL:

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