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Drevnaya Azerbaijanskaya bayka!.

Drevniy Azerbaijan. Po ulitce, pinaya urni, progulevaetca Day-Day ,predstavlayushiy soboy smes' novogo russkogo i slegka poderjannogo ebdokimovobraznogo pervogo parnya na derevne, no eshyo i v tunike.

Day-- Nu i skukatishe!Vse 12 podvigav svershil, drugix zakaz4ikov net! Lvu past' porval, Tepegoza podstavil, Orxana kinul! Do4ku u etogo Loxa ni4e tak bili. Vse 49 shtuk! Vsyu no4enku, bez pererivov na obed... Klassniy podvig! A teper'? Ex, izvela menya kru4ina, drevne azerbaijanskaya zmeya....

Poyavlaetsa Gagash, predstavlayushiy soboy bolee xorosho soxranivshuyusaya kopiyu Day-Daya v bolee modnoy tunike. Zadiraet nos, vajni4aet.

Day-- Zdorovo, Gagash! Ili kak tam tebya... Vot ved' skleroz... A, Gagash! Kak jizn'?

Gagash. Privet veteranam! Na jizn' nejaluyus'! Nedavno Meduzu Gorgonu pobedil!

Day-Day (sadistki poteraet ruki). Nebos' golovu vjik?

Gagash. I golavu toje vjik.

Day-Day Ux, lyublyu ya eto delo! Zaviduyu! Davnen'ko ne vjikal! Nepraktikovalsya,v smisle!

Gagash. Da uj, vam vremya tlet' a mne-tcevsti! Vot, ne jelaete polyubopitstvovat'?

Gagash pokazevaetshit. Day-day v ujase otshatevaetsa.

Day-- tfu ti, pakost' kakaya! Eto 4to, ona i est'? Ameba?

Gagash Ne ameba, a meduza! Da i vopshe eto ne ona. Eto mne odna poklonnitca svoyu fotku podarila! Vot, daje s aftogrofam; " Na ve4nuyu pamyat'".

Day-- Da uj, eto to4no! Takoe li4eko vryad li zabudesh! A 4ego ne porvosh ,ne vikenish?

Gagash. Vam bi vse rvat' da metat! Da ey tceni net! Ona u menya vmesto gazovogo pistoleta. U menya ne zabaluesh'! Fotku pod nos- i otdixay!

Gagash opyat' pokazevaet shit. Day-Day ele uderjivaetsa na nogax.

Gagash(udovletvaronna). Deystvuet! Nu, mne so vsyakimi zaslujennimi pensionerami nekogda lyasi to4it'. Moe delo molodoe! Mne podvigi sovershat' nado!

Gagash uxodit, prixorashevayas'

Day-Day, Ex ,vezot ji lyudam! poklonnitci, podvigi! A tut skuka sploshnaya! Poyti razve, po-starikovski komu-nebud' nogi povidorgevat'?

Uxodit, pinaya urni

Zanaves'

I skol'ko takix budet eshyo gulayushix po baku nedelayushix ni4ego zavidivayushix tem kto delaet i dabivaetsa!?

BYE

:gizildish:

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