Women

[BIGGIE]

A woman driver is pulled over by a policeman

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: May I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it for driving drunk four times.

Officer: I see...May I see your vehicle registration papers please?

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A police sergeant slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Sergeant: Ma'am, would you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Sergeant: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Sergeant: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please?

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Sergeant: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is quite stunned.

Sergeant: My officer claims that you do not have driving license.

The woman digs into her hand bag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the second officer. The sergeant snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Sergeant: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Woman: I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too.

The Moral of the Story: Women. Don't mess with them.

[Inkoqnit@y@]

Woman: I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too.

))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[BIGGIE]

Konkretnaya podstava ))))

[Enternity]

BIGGIE, that's absolutely right! Don't mess or you can lost yourself

[BIGGIE]

Niti, I never mess with U, women.. and never will.. at least try not to.. ))

Too dangerous ))

[Marsianka]

precisely!!!! cute lady ;)

[Enternity]

Да нет, мы хорошие, чесс слово

[BIGGIE]

    precisely!!!! cute lady ;)

CRAZY

[BIGGIE]

Да нет, мы хорошие, чесс слово 

Ты ещё скажи такие безобидные

[Enternity]

Конечно, безобидные и беззащитные :plach:

[Ангел_Хранитель]

прикольно*))))

[Marsianka]

    CRAZY  

I would do the same it means i'm not a crazy

Изменено 12 июля, 2004 пользователем Marsianka

[BIGGIE]

Конечно, безобидные и беззащитные :plach:

Такой шладкий ребёнок конечно будет безобидным и беззащитным

[BIGGIE]

I would do the same   it means i'm not a crazy

All women are crazy

[Enternity]

Такой шладкий ребёнок конечно будет безобидным и беззащитным 

Ладно дааа, похвалю я тя тоже)))) Хорошиииий, умницаааа, девочки, а ну разбирай по большим частям

[BIGGIE]

Ладно дааа, похвалю я тя тоже)))) Хорошиииий, умницаааа, девочки, а ну разбирай по большим частям

Спасибо за рекламу, Нити!

А можно я сам выбирать буду?? ))

[Enternity]

Дружок, я же шучу Все, мян гетдим :plach:

[BIGGIE]

Дружок, я же шучу Все, мян гетдим :plach:

Я знаю конечно! Я тоже ))

[Enternity]

Тады я могу продолжить?

[BIGGIE]

100 вперед ))

[Enternity]

Thanks

[BIGGIE]

Гурбанды сяня )

[Enternity]

Дааа?)) Ну тады плавно вспоминаем пиццу

[BIGGIE]

Ты меня убила!! ))

Такой наглости я ещё не видел

[Enternity]

Хочешь, подскажу, где лучшую подают? Мне не трудно

[BIGGIE]

Лучшую все же наверное подают в Италии, а вот туда я тебя брать пока не собираюсь

[Cuty]

дамсс....Sammy

[BIGGIE]

Пасибки, Cuty!!

Столько цветов за последнее время )))

[Inkoqnit@y@]

Biggie, pochemu tebya tak lyubyat?

[Cuty]

Деймез!!!

Кто это тебе ещё цветы дарил, кроме меня,а??

[Inkoqnit@y@]

Cuty, ya

[BIGGIE]

Biggie, pochemu tebya tak lyubyat?

Inko, ti eto u Cuty sprosi.. )))

[Cuty]

Inkoqnit@y@ , обнаглел, видишь??))) не будем больше дарить

[BIGGIE]

Деймез!!!

Кто это тебе ещё цветы дарил, кроме меня,а??

Ой, столько людей... Надо калькулятор взять посчитать )))

[Inkoqnit@y@]

Neeeet uj,ti sam skaji