Corporate Lesson #2

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A turkey was chatting with a bull.

"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy.”

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who promptly shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story:

Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

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A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he

stopped and offered her a lift which she gladly accepted. She got in and

crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The

priest had a

look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily

slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said,

"Father, remember psalm 129?"

The priest was flustered and apologised profusely. He forced himself to

remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.

Further on, while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"

Once again the priest apologised. "Sorry sister, but the mind is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance

and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and

looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek; further up, you will

find glory."

MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be well informed in your job; or,you might

miss great opportunities!

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CORPORATE FINDING

Usually the junior executives and staff of the company generally play

football; the middle level managers are more interested in tennis and the

top management usually has a preference for Golf.

FINDING: As you go up the corporate ladder, the balls reduce in size.