BIGGIE

Sometimes your words just hypnotize me And I just love your flashy ways Guess that's why they broke, and you're so paid Tancevat ohota ))

А фигура у меня всё же неплохая

Biggie Biggie Biggie, Can't U See??? )))

All women are crazy

Такой шладкий ребёнок конечно будет безобидным и беззащитным

Da, mne toje uje obidno stalo... )) Takaya figura, a u vas takoe mneniye obo mne skladivayetsa )))

... i slishkom nabludatelnaya... ))

Приятно слышать о таких отношениях ))

Net, detochka! Eto moi horoshiye schastliviye vremena!!! ))) Seichas za 150 zashkalivayet... ))

Ты ещё скажи такие безобидные

CRAZY

Я по натуре интригант )) Нос мой тоже всех интригует

How did u guess?? )))

Niti, I never mess with U, women.. and never will.. at least try not to.. )) Too dangerous ))

Mi tut pitayemsa seba razveselit, tak chto ne vzdumay skuchat... Ya toje bolshe ne budu.

Konkretnaya podstava ))))

Pink - Catch Me While I'm Sleeping

Inko, konechno haladir.. )) Na xozaina toje pohoj.. a chto ti dumayesh BIGGIE oznachayet? ))

A woman driver is pulled over by a policeman Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: May I see your license please? Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Woman: Lost it for driving drunk four times. Officer: I see...May I see your vehicle registration papers please? Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A police sergeant slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Sergeant: Ma'am, would you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Woman: Is there a problem sir? Sergeant: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Woman: Murdered the owner? Sergeant: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please? The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Sergeant: Is this your car, ma'am? Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The first officer is quite stunned. Sergeant: My officer claims that you do not have driving license. The woman digs into her hand bag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the second officer. The sergeant snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Sergeant: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Woman: I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too. The Moral of the Story: Women. Don't mess with them.

Не надо над моим носом смеяться )) Он хороший )

Я всё им чувствую, в том числе и это Он у меня большой

Точно как я своим носом ))

Спасибо подружка! )) Только вот откуда ты знаешь, что я умница?? )))

Nu, ti mena ponala da )) I meant salad... (салат)

Я знаю, поэтому и жду терпеливо