Продажа Душ По Сходной Цене

[Гость Magister®]

Чужой SoUl- потёмки...))

[6IO]

Чужой SoUl- потёмки...))

Мигель, извини, последний раз, плиз...

Маг, так фильм, в котором Сигурни Уивер в главной роли, это про нашего SoUl-a ??? Ужас-то какой :yasamal:

[SoUl]

однако)

[RockCat]

Migele

mechtatel ti odnako)))

[RockCat]

SoUl

mislyu podxvatil)) deyirem de odnako...

[Alisa]

Нафлудили ОдНакО....

[Sh@ten]

6IO, ты такой серьезной девочкой была, заразили тебя эти флудеры (покачивая перьями на шляпе) )))

[Гость Magister®]

Хе, да у нас есть и SoUl, и Чужой, и потёмки тоже (darkness), так что из одних только ников можно сценарий к фильму написать...))

[Sonik]

Соник, ну как? Заносить в список?

Согласиться что ли?

[Чёрный]

Lee,

I am not in a hurry at all - please feel free in getting all necessary documents - I would like to close a deal which will be totally legal and full of meaning in every word of the contract.

Regarding to the elephant enterpreters - I have found two guys, but one of them speaks only on Suakhili, so there can be some misunderstandings. But the other one is OK and there will not be any problem with him At least, I hope so. Anyway, you can always change them to a couple of elephants or crocodiles.

I shall be very grateful if you could let me know when the documentary is ready so that we can proceed further processes.

Thank you very much in advance.

Migele.

Sorry

But deal has been cancelled. Lee couldnt get the Letter of Attorney. We still need her Soul and we are not going to sale anything at this point.

Regards

Mr. Black

Managing Director, Lee International, Caspian Region

[Гость Magister®]

To Mr. Black, Managing Director, Lee International, Caspian Region

Dear Mr. Black.

We are very sorry about your canceling such a great deal. We remind you that Ms. Lee` has to pay some application fees and surcharges. Enclosed you may find the bill. All taxes included.

Sincerely,

Mr. Magister, MS.

Co-chairman of "Soul Import-Export Inc." Ltd., the member of Board, the chief of Taxation Department.

[Чёрный]

To Mr. Magister, MS.

Co-chairman of "Soul Import-Export Inc." Ltd., the member of Board, the chief of Taxation Department.

Dear Mr Magister

We are going to pay your bill in case you able to show us a service request by our company. I think this issue should be duscussed with our financial manager.

Regards

Mr.Black

Managing Director, Lee International, Caspian Region

[Alisa]

Чёрный

[Гость Magister®]

To Mr. Black

Managing Director, Lee International, Caspian Region

Dear Mr. Black.

We regretfully inform you that we cannot provide your request at the moment. We have some much more important cases and all our employees are rather busy. We hope that it will be possible in few days.

By the way, I cannot solve your issue alone without discussing with the other Co-chairman of "Soul Import-Export Inc." Ltd. Mr. Migele aka "Cosa Nostra". He has a business trip to Singapore and as soon as he comes back I suppose that your case will be processed.

Sincerely,

Mr. Magister, MS.

Co-chairman of "Soul Import-Export Inc." Ltd., the member of Board, the chief of Taxation Department.

[Чёрный]

To Mr. Magister, MS.

Co-chairman of "Soul Import-Export Inc." Ltd., the member of Board, the chief of Taxation Department.

Dear Mr Magister

The way you are making business is not acceptable to our company. If you dont have any time for us, we would not have any business with you either.

Please note that any person arriving from asia must submit his medical examination certificate before having meeting with our company.

Regards

Mr.Black

Managing Director, Lee International, Caspian Region

[Гость Magister®]

To Mr. Black

Managing Director, Lee International, Caspian Region

Mr. Black!!!

We have to notify you that your speech is not acceptable to us either. Please, choose the words when talk to us! It looks like you are threatening us. We have to have a little negotiation to our attorneys-in-law for possibilities to fine you for such kind of words...

And don't worry about Mr. Migele aka "Cosa Nostra". This is not his first business trip to East Asia. And after our negotiations to other companies there were not any fatal injuries to our costumers (Except couple of times).

We warn you last time. Either you make business with us or see you in the Court House.

Sincerely,

Mr. Magister, MS.

Co-chairman of "Soul Import-Export Inc." Ltd., the member of Board, the chief of Taxation Department.

[Sh@ten]

To Mr. Magister, MS.

Co-chairman of "Soul Import-Export Inc." Ltd., the member of Board, the chief of Taxation Department.

Dear Mr. Magister, we would like to screw your company.

Thank you, have a nice life

Sincerely not yours,

Sh@ten

Head of Soul Monitoring Group

666, Avenue of Hell, 6

Phone: (666) SCREWU2

Fax: (666) DONTSENDUSFAX

email: shaten@smg.hell

[Гость Magister®]

To Mr.Sh@ten

Head of Soul Monitoring Group

666, Avenue of Hell, 6

Phone: (666) SCREWU2

Fax: (666) DONTSENDUSFAX

email: shaten@smg.hell

Mr. Sh@ten!

Fine! But don't forget that thousands of our employees will curse you! See you in the Hell!

Thank you for your ex-cooperation.

Without any respect,

Mr. Magister, MS.

Ex-co-chairman of ex-"Soul Import-Export Inc." Ltd., the ex-member of ex-Board, the ex-chief of ex-Taxation Department.

[Sh@ten]

To MS. Magister,

Sir, in our previous letter we've mentioned that we would like to screw your company. Considering that, we would love to add you in that list and put you under#1 in that list.

Sincerely not yours,

Sh@ten

Head of Soul Monitoring Group

666, Avenue of Hell, 6

Phone: (666) SCREWU2

Fax: (666) DONTSENDUSFAX

email: shaten@smg.hell

Изменено 15 ноября, 2003 пользователем Sh@ten

[Гость Magister®]

To His Highness, Mrs.Sh@ten

Head of Soul Monitoring Group

666, Avenue of Hell, 6

Phone: (666) SCREWU2

Fax: (666) DONTSENDUSFAX

email: shaten@smg.hell

Your Highness

Do I have a choice? Any other options? Please, have mercy on me because I do not want to be screwed.

With deepest respect,

Mr. Magister, MS.

Unemployed.

[Sh@ten]

To MS. Magister,

Our Customer Service's phone number is (666)DONTCALLUSWEWILLSCREWYOUANYWAY

Sincerely not yours,

Sh@ten

Head of Soul Monitoring Group

666, Avenue of Hell, 6

Phone: (666) SCREWU2

Fax: (666) DONTSENDUSFAX

email: shaten@smg.hell

Это сообщение отредактировал все модераторы форума - Nov 15 2003, 25:61

[Гость Magister®]

:(

[6IO]

6IO, ты такой серьезной девочкой была, заразили тебя эти флудеры (покачивая перьями на шляпе) )))

Человек должен расти, Шат ) Вот и я расту))

Однако )

Как понять "это сообщение отредактировал все модераторы форума"? )

В смысле Союз Нерушимый Республик Свободных? ))

Люди, просветите, а...плиз

[Spining]

Как понять "это сообщение отредактировал все модераторы форума"? )

Шио ,это смотря что под словом (отредактировали) понимать

[Гость Magister®]

Шио, с Шатеном и не такое увидишь... )

[Migele]

To His Lowness Mr. Devil

The King of Black Side and The President of "Hell International Inc."

His Lowness,

This is to inform you that some persons from your respective staff, especially Mr. Shaten, Head of Soul Monitoring Group is starting to misbehave themselves. That has happened during some business negotiations between "Soul Import-Export Inc." Limited and "Lee International" Company, which were aiming the buy-sell deal upon the soul of Ms. Lee.

As you remember, our company is the world leader in soul import-export and has shown itself as the best soul trading broker ever. You can also remember that our company has provided you with 1,756,857,098 high-quality souls during it-s activity after getting the license to this activity from you in Year 2250 B.C. For the best view of our results for this period you can compare the results of soul-buying in "Paradise Company" - they have got only 134 souls for the last 300 years and that is also the result of Your Lowness' fantastic tactics in business.

All this time our company was managed by the people, who changed their life and were servind you truthfully all time long.

As was discussed during our previous meeting last century our company is the only one in this field and we were also given the right to expropriate the souls of the persons, who are going against your decision without any reimbusement from our side. That is why you gave me the only key from the soul-storage and I have been keeping it safe for 454 years.

Please be informed that the soul of Mr. Shaten has already run out of batteries and as he was going against your will, and as it was previously agreed with Your Lowness, it's charge will be cancelled for ever.

You will definately be happy to know that we have started a new policy - providing you with double-souls - the case is this strange humans has started to consolidate their souls and presenting them to the persons which are making the feel that strange feeling called "love".

I shall be very grateful if you could pass my greetings to Her Lowness Mrs. Devil and be sure, that our company is serving you all the time, as usually and for the lifetime.

Sincerely yours,

Migele,

Chairman of "Soul Import-Export Inc." Limited

Изменено 15 ноября, 2003 пользователем Migele

[Spining]

Мигеле это чё?

[Гость Magister®]

Mr. Migele, Well done, partner! ))

[Migele]

Magister, you can now start to work again. And do not worry I can follow the processes even from Singapore and anywhere else

[Migele]

Spining, это просто небольшое отступление, можно сказать, лирическое

[Migele]

Магистр, наш Босс не любит перебежчиков. Так что мойкем дур

[Гость Magister®]

Well, Migele, we have to wait a little unless Mr. Black, the representative of Ms. Lee`, will respond us. If we recieve a negative answer we should contact our attorneys-in-law. So, you better find someone to protect our rights and interests.

P.S. Enjoy Singapre )))

[Migele]

Dear Companion, that will be okay, have you forgotten who is the lawyer here?

[ALIEN]

Your soul is worth £10213. For your peace of mind, 77% of people have a purer soul than you.

YA DAJE RAD, MENSHE OTVECHAT PRIDETSYA ZA TAKUU DUSHU HAHAHAHHAHA

[ALIEN]

CHTOP ZA PISMA

KAKOY PAFOS

n/a PRICHINA- POSHEL BLEVAT

NAPOMINAETE MNE MR SMITERSOV IZ SIMPSONOV