Mistrella Опубликовано: 23 февраля, 2010 Автор Жалоба Share Опубликовано: 23 февраля, 2010 It was a dark and stormy evening, and I was sitting at home watching television. Suddenly, I heard a phone call. I replied. "Hi, how r u?" - I heard man's voice. I......... I was shocked. "Why did he call?" I thought. "He said he would never talk to me." I remembered Monica describing her recent split with her boyfriend. First thing that passed through my mind was if I will hear the same. I decided to listen. My eyes fell on the TV screen with Humphry Bogart pointing a silly gun at me. "May be he wants to take revenge on me?" "He can take my cat hostage and ask for ransom!" I thought frantically. "How did you dare to call me?"- she tried to speak quietly. A loud gun-firing sound from Bogart set her heart racing wildly. ”Oh damned devil!!!Why I should watch this rubbish???” I switched off the TV and listened to the silence of the phone. Now I heard his breath distinctly...at once the fear was replaced by passion, and I decided to play..! I went to my little brother’s room to fetch his construction set that bought him for last Christmas. But then I changed my mind and went to the kitchen to drink a cup of green tea. I rummaged through the pantry where we kept the dry food stuff but didn’t find any green teabags left. I was a little bit disappointed and was thinking what should I do now. Then I went out into the street and decided that I still cannot upgrade Server 2000 to Server 2008, because i would have to first upgrade the server to 2003 and then to 2008. On the opposite side of the street I suddenly I saw a policeman stopping a speeding car. The car stopped with awful noise. I turned my head looked at the driver and............. I saw a grey-haired man wearing glasses who was pointing a gun right at the policeman Humphry Bogart style I saw a few minutes ago on TV. I felt a hang of fear, then I felt sick in the stomach, so I decided that I had to return home and stay there for some time. “What a crazy day!” I thought. I was turning around when from the corner of my eye I noticed a bicycle rolling straight at me. "Why I am so wretched? At the beginning a car, then a bicycle...Uh... am a real looser" - I thought. At the last moment the bicyclist noticed me anв turned the wheel bypassing me. And then he fell down from the bicycle and hit his head. A puddle of blood formed on the ground and I had to call to 911. At the same time, the driver of the car on the other side of the road fired his gun at the policeman who wasn’t fast enough to pull his gun out of the holster to protect himself. It was definitely high time for calling 911. I reached for my cell phone only to see that the battery had run out. I raised my eyes and saw that the murderer of the policeman was staring right at me and his hand with the gun was slowly moving up taking aim of me. I ran back home and get my dads Winchester rifle. But when I got into the .rtment I remembered I had wanted to drink a cup of green tea. Oops... what I had said... I don't like tea really, I prefer coffee! I sat down on the sofa to think about it and suddenly fell asleep. And when I woke up I realised that I really had had weird day yester- Or maybe I had dreamed all about it! And I said to myself “just beat it! I need to get a glass of red wine and listen to some chill out music. With this thought I drifted off to sleep again. I woke up at about 4 clock in the morning because I heard some noise downstairs. I sat up in bed and thought if it was my mother who also had a key to my .rtment and wondered what day it was. I decided that it would be romantic to visit my girlfriends. So I spent quite some time trying to remember which of them I had been nice enough with in order not to get cursed or yelled at, as was my usual situation with them. All of a sudden, a group of young people appeared on the street. I glanced out the window and saw a young man of about 22 wearing a white baseball cap heading the pack of youngsters and holding up a banner with a green circle drawn on it. I thought: "If this is paradise, I have to hurry up!” I tried to shout out to the crowd to wait for me but they had already disappeared around the corner. I stood hesitating for a moment. Then I grabbed my jacket and ran out of the house to chase the campaigners. All the sudden when I joined them I found out that they were scared. They started to gesture frantically waving me away as if they didn’t want me to join them. I thought that may be to escape from there was the best solution. So I turned round sharply but tripped over and fell down right on my stomach. I immediately got up and opened my bag, looking for my mirror." I rummaged through my bag but there was no mirror, in fact, even my wallet was missing. And I screamed desperately. And to my surprise I found out that instead of screaming I am singing" Yesterday".... At first I sang softly and nervously but then my voice became louder and louder until I was practically shouting it into the air. Singing so loudly made me realize that I was completely naked. Uh, that is why the others were staring at me!... I took a quick look around me and sauntered towards the door of the nearest house. Цитата Ссылка на комментарий Поделиться на других сайтах More sharing options...
БАКИНОЧКА17 Опубликовано: 23 февраля, 2010 Жалоба Share Опубликовано: 23 февраля, 2010 I approached the door and began to knock. The voice.... Цитата <font color="#008000"><u><i><font face="Comic Sans MS"><font size="3"><b>Blessy forever) </b></font></font></i></u></font> Ссылка на комментарий Поделиться на других сайтах More sharing options...
Mistrella Опубликовано: 23 февраля, 2010 Автор Жалоба Share Опубликовано: 23 февраля, 2010 It was a dark and stormy evening, and I was sitting at home watching television. Suddenly, I heard a phone call. I replied. "Hi, how r u?" - I heard man's voice. I......... I was shocked. "Why did he call?" I thought. "He said he would never talk to me." I remembered Monica describing her recent split with her boyfriend. First thing that passed through my mind was if I will hear the same. I decided to listen. My eyes fell on the TV screen with Humphry Bogart pointing a silly gun at me. "May be he wants to take revenge on me?" "He can take my cat hostage and ask for ransom!" I thought frantically. "How did you dare to call me?"- she tried to speak quietly. A loud gun-firing sound from Bogart set her heart racing wildly. ”Oh damned devil!!!Why I should watch this rubbish???” I switched off the TV and listened to the silence of the phone. Now I heard his breath distinctly...at once the fear was replaced by passion, and I decided to play..! I went to my little brother’s room to fetch his construction set that bought him for last Christmas. But then I changed my mind and went to the kitchen to drink a cup of green tea. I rummaged through the pantry where we kept the dry food stuff but didn’t find any green teabags left. I was a little bit disappointed and was thinking what should I do now. Then I went out into the street and decided that I still cannot upgrade Server 2000 to Server 2008, because i would have to first upgrade the server to 2003 and then to 2008. On the opposite side of the street I suddenly I saw a policeman stopping a speeding car. The car stopped with awful noise. I turned my head looked at the driver and............. I saw a grey-haired man wearing glasses who was pointing a gun right at the policeman Humphry Bogart style I saw a few minutes ago on TV. I felt a hang of fear, then I felt sick in the stomach, so I decided that I had to return home and stay there for some time. “What a crazy day!” I thought. I was turning around when from the corner of my eye I noticed a bicycle rolling straight at me. "Why I am so wretched? At the beginning a car, then a bicycle...Uh... am a real looser" - I thought. At the last moment the bicyclist noticed me anв turned the wheel bypassing me. And then he fell down from the bicycle and hit his head. A puddle of blood formed on the ground and I had to call to 911. At the same time, the driver of the car on the other side of the road fired his gun at the policeman who wasn’t fast enough to pull his gun out of the holster to protect himself. It was definitely high time for calling 911. I reached for my cell phone only to see that the battery had run out. I raised my eyes and saw that the murderer of the policeman was staring right at me and his hand with the gun was slowly moving up taking aim of me. I ran back home and get my dads Winchester rifle. But when I got into the .rtment I remembered I had wanted to drink a cup of green tea. Oops... what I had said... I don't like tea really, I prefer coffee! I sat down on the sofa to think about it and suddenly fell asleep. And when I woke up I realised that I really had had weird day yester- Or maybe I had dreamed all about it! And I said to myself “just beat it! I need to get a glass of red wine and listen to some chill out music. With this thought I drifted off to sleep again. I woke up at about 4 clock in the morning because I heard some noise downstairs. I sat up in bed and thought if it was my mother who also had a key to my .rtment and wondered what day it was. I decided that it would be romantic to visit my girlfriends. So I spent quite some time trying to remember which of them I had been nice enough with in order not to get cursed or yelled at, as was my usual situation with them. All of a sudden, a group of young people appeared on the street. I glanced out the window and saw a young man of about 22 wearing a white baseball cap heading the pack of youngsters and holding up a banner with a green circle drawn on it. I thought: "If this is paradise, I have to hurry up!” I tried to shout out to the crowd to wait for me but they had already disappeared around the corner. I stood hesitating for a moment. Then I grabbed my jacket and ran out of the house to chase the campaigners. All the sudden when I joined them I found out that they were scared. They started to gesture frantically waving me away as if they didn’t want me to join them. I thought that may be to escape from there was the best solution. So I turned round sharply but tripped over and fell down right on my stomach. I immediately got up and opened my bag, looking for my mirror." I rummaged through my bag but there was no mirror, in fact, even my wallet was missing. And I screamed desperately. And to my surprise I found out that instead of screaming I am singing" Yesterday".... At first I sang softly and nervously but then my voice became louder and louder until I was practically shouting it into the air. Singing so loudly made me realize that I was completely naked. Uh, that is why the others were staring at me!... I took a quick look around me and sauntered towards the door of the nearest house. I approached the door and began to knock. The voice behind the door that ordered me to come in sounded astonishingly familiar. Цитата Ссылка на комментарий Поделиться на других сайтах More sharing options...
Mamedov Опубликовано: 23 февраля, 2010 Жалоба Share Опубликовано: 23 февраля, 2010 As I quitely and carefully opened the door with my head peaking inside, I saw....... MYSELF! Цитата Ссылка на комментарий Поделиться на других сайтах More sharing options...
Mistrella Опубликовано: 23 февраля, 2010 Автор Жалоба Share Опубликовано: 23 февраля, 2010 It was a dark and stormy evening, and I was sitting at home watching television. Suddenly, I heard a phone call. I replied. "Hi, how r u?" - I heard man's voice. I......... I was shocked. "Why did he call?" I thought. "He said he would never talk to me." I remembered Monica describing her recent split with her boyfriend. First thing that passed through my mind was if I will hear the same. I decided to listen. My eyes fell on the TV screen with Humphry Bogart pointing a silly gun at me. "May be he wants to take revenge on me?" "He can take my cat hostage and ask for ransom!" I thought frantically. "How did you dare to call me?"- she tried to speak quietly. A loud gun-firing sound from Bogart set her heart racing wildly. ”Oh damned devil!!!Why I should watch this rubbish???” I switched off the TV and listened to the silence of the phone. Now I heard his breath distinctly...at once the fear was replaced by passion, and I decided to play..! I went to my little brother’s room to fetch his construction set that bought him for last Christmas. But then I changed my mind and went to the kitchen to drink a cup of green tea. I rummaged through the pantry where we kept the dry food stuff but didn’t find any green teabags left. I was a little bit disappointed and was thinking what should I do now. Then I went out into the street and decided that I still cannot upgrade Server 2000 to Server 2008, because i would have to first upgrade the server to 2003 and then to 2008. On the opposite side of the street I suddenly I saw a policeman stopping a speeding car. The car stopped with awful noise. I turned my head looked at the driver and............. I saw a grey-haired man wearing glasses who was pointing a gun right at the policeman Humphry Bogart style I saw a few minutes ago on TV. I felt a hang of fear, then I felt sick in the stomach, so I decided that I had to return home and stay there for some time. “What a crazy day!” I thought. I was turning around when from the corner of my eye I noticed a bicycle rolling straight at me. "Why I am so wretched? At the beginning a car, then a bicycle...Uh... am a real looser" - I thought. At the last moment the bicyclist noticed me anв turned the wheel bypassing me. And then he fell down from the bicycle and hit his head. A puddle of blood formed on the ground and I had to call to 911. At the same time, the driver of the car on the other side of the road fired his gun at the policeman who wasn’t fast enough to pull his gun out of the holster to protect himself. It was definitely high time for calling 911. I reached for my cell phone only to see that the battery had run out. I raised my eyes and saw that the murderer of the policeman was staring right at me and his hand with the gun was slowly moving up taking aim of me. I ran back home and get my dads Winchester rifle. But when I got into the .rtment I remembered I had wanted to drink a cup of green tea. Oops... what I had said... I don't like tea really, I prefer coffee! I sat down on the sofa to think about it and suddenly fell asleep. And when I woke up I realised that I really had had weird day yester- Or maybe I had dreamed all about it! And I said to myself “just beat it! I need to get a glass of red wine and listen to some chill out music. With this thought I drifted off to sleep again. I woke up at about 4 clock in the morning because I heard some noise downstairs. I sat up in bed and thought if it was my mother who also had a key to my .rtment and wondered what day it was. I decided that it would be romantic to visit my girlfriends. So I spent quite some time trying to remember which of them I had been nice enough with in order not to get cursed or yelled at, as was my usual situation with them. All of a sudden, a group of young people appeared on the street. I glanced out the window and saw a young man of about 22 wearing a white baseball cap heading the pack of youngsters and holding up a banner with a green circle drawn on it. I thought: "If this is paradise, I have to hurry up!” I tried to shout out to the crowd to wait for me but they had already disappeared around the corner. I stood hesitating for a moment. Then I grabbed my jacket and ran out of the house to chase the campaigners. All the sudden when I joined them I found out that they were scared. They started to gesture frantically waving me away as if they didn’t want me to join them. I thought that may be to escape from there was the best solution. So I turned round sharply but tripped over and fell down right on my stomach. I immediately got up and opened my bag, looking for my mirror." I rummaged through my bag but there was no mirror, in fact, even my wallet was missing. And I screamed desperately. And to my surprise I found out that instead of screaming I am singing" Yesterday".... At first I sang softly and nervously but then my voice became louder and louder until I was practically shouting it into the air. Singing so loudly made me realize that I was completely naked. Uh, that is why the others were staring at me!... I took a quick look around me and sauntered towards the door of the nearest house. I approached the door and began to knock. The voice behind the door that ordered me to come in sounded astonishingly familiar. As I quietly and carefully opened the door with my head peaking inside, I saw....... MYSELF! ME was standing right in front of me all dressed up in a laced ballroom dance gown with a sparkling tiara on her immaculately arranged hair. Цитата Ссылка на комментарий Поделиться на других сайтах More sharing options...
Blessed Woman Опубликовано: 26 февраля, 2010 Жалоба Share Опубликовано: 26 февраля, 2010 Wow it is so interesting, I never looked so gorgeous! Цитата В ней фиолетовость и алость, В ней кровь и золото вина, То изумрудность, то опалость... И семь сияний — и одна. ...... Переливается, мерцает, Она всецветна — и одна. Ее хранит, ее венчает Святым единством — белизна. Ссылка на комментарий Поделиться на других сайтах More sharing options...
Mistrella Опубликовано: 26 февраля, 2010 Автор Жалоба Share Опубликовано: 26 февраля, 2010 It was a dark and stormy evening, and I was sitting at home watching television. Suddenly, I heard a phone call. I replied. "Hi, how r u?" - I heard man's voice. I......... I was shocked. "Why did he call?" I thought. "He said he would never talk to me." I remembered Monica describing her recent split with her boyfriend. First thing that passed through my mind was if I will hear the same. I decided to listen. My eyes fell on the TV screen with Humphry Bogart pointing a silly gun at me. "May be he wants to take revenge on me?" "He can take my cat hostage and ask for ransom!" I thought frantically. "How did you dare to call me?"- she tried to speak quietly. A loud gun-firing sound from Bogart set her heart racing wildly. ”Oh damned devil!!!Why I should watch this rubbish???” I switched off the TV and listened to the silence of the phone. Now I heard his breath distinctly...at once the fear was replaced by passion, and I decided to play..! I went to my little brother’s room to fetch his construction set that bought him for last Christmas. But then I changed my mind and went to the kitchen to drink a cup of green tea. I rummaged through the pantry where we kept the dry food stuff but didn’t find any green teabags left. I was a little bit disappointed and was thinking what should I do now. Then I went out into the street and decided that I still cannot upgrade Server 2000 to Server 2008, because i would have to first upgrade the server to 2003 and then to 2008. On the opposite side of the street I suddenly I saw a policeman stopping a speeding car. The car stopped with awful noise. I turned my head looked at the driver and............. I saw a grey-haired man wearing glasses who was pointing a gun right at the policeman Humphry Bogart style I saw a few minutes ago on TV. I felt a hang of fear, then I felt sick in the stomach, so I decided that I had to return home and stay there for some time. “What a crazy day!” I thought. I was turning around when from the corner of my eye I noticed a bicycle rolling straight at me. "Why I am so wretched? At the beginning a car, then a bicycle...Uh... am a real looser" - I thought. At the last moment the bicyclist noticed me anв turned the wheel bypassing me. And then he fell down from the bicycle and hit his head. A puddle of blood formed on the ground and I had to call to 911. At the same time, the driver of the car on the other side of the road fired his gun at the policeman who wasn’t fast enough to pull his gun out of the holster to protect himself. It was definitely high time for calling 911. I reached for my cell phone only to see that the battery had run out. I raised my eyes and saw that the murderer of the policeman was staring right at me and his hand with the gun was slowly moving up taking aim of me. I ran back home and get my dads Winchester rifle. But when I got into the .rtment I remembered I had wanted to drink a cup of green tea. Oops... what I had said... I don't like tea really, I prefer coffee! I sat down on the sofa to think about it and suddenly fell asleep. And when I woke up I realised that I really had had weird day yester- Or maybe I had dreamed all about it! And I said to myself “just beat it! I need to get a glass of red wine and listen to some chill out music. With this thought I drifted off to sleep again. I woke up at about 4 clock in the morning because I heard some noise downstairs. I sat up in bed and thought if it was my mother who also had a key to my .rtment and wondered what day it was. I decided that it would be romantic to visit my girlfriends. So I spent quite some time trying to remember which of them I had been nice enough with in order not to get cursed or yelled at, as was my usual situation with them. All of a sudden, a group of young people appeared on the street. I glanced out the window and saw a young man of about 22 wearing a white baseball cap heading the pack of youngsters and holding up a banner with a green circle drawn on it. I thought: "If this is paradise, I have to hurry up!” I tried to shout out to the crowd to wait for me but they had already disappeared around the corner. I stood hesitating for a moment. Then I grabbed my jacket and ran out of the house to chase the campaigners. All the sudden when I joined them I found out that they were scared. They started to gesture frantically waving me away as if they didn’t want me to join them. I thought that may be to escape from there was the best solution. So I turned round sharply but tripped over and fell down right on my stomach. I immediately got up and opened my bag, looking for my mirror." I rummaged through my bag but there was no mirror, in fact, even my wallet was missing. And I screamed desperately. And to my surprise I found out that instead of screaming I am singing" Yesterday".... At first I sang softly and nervously but then my voice became louder and louder until I was practically shouting it into the air. Singing so loudly made me realize that I was completely naked. Uh, that is why the others were staring at me!... I took a quick look around me and sauntered towards the door of the nearest house. I approached the door and began to knock. The voice behind the door that ordered me to come in sounded astonishingly familiar. As I quietly and carefully opened the door with my head peaking inside, I saw....... MYSELF! ME was standing right in front of me all dressed up in a laced ballroom dance gown with a sparkling tiara on her immaculately arranged hair. Wow it is so interesting, I have never looked so gorgeous! I looked closer and saw a tiny tickle of blood in the corner of “my” mouth that was crawling down to the end of the chin. 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Mamedov Опубликовано: 27 февраля, 2010 Жалоба Share Опубликовано: 27 февраля, 2010 I carefully wiped it off with a tip of my thumb, closed my eyes, put the drop on my tongue and tasted what came out to be a ketchup from my earlier McD big mac dinner. Цитата Ссылка на комментарий Поделиться на других сайтах More sharing options...
БАКИНОЧКА17 Опубликовано: 27 февраля, 2010 Жалоба Share Опубликовано: 27 февраля, 2010 (изменено) Then I decided that is enough for being crazy and decided to go to the hairdresser's .. Изменено 27 февраля, 2010 пользователем БАКИНОЧКА17 Цитата <font color="#008000"><u><i><font face="Comic Sans MS"><font size="3"><b>Blessy forever) </b></font></font></i></u></font> Ссылка на комментарий Поделиться на других сайтах More sharing options...
Mistrella Опубликовано: 27 февраля, 2010 Автор Жалоба Share Опубликовано: 27 февраля, 2010 It was a dark and stormy evening, and I was sitting at home watching television. Suddenly, I heard a phone call. I replied. "Hi, how r u?" - I heard man's voice. I......... I was shocked. "Why did he call?" I thought. "He said he would never talk to me." I remembered Monica describing her recent split with her boyfriend. First thing that passed through my mind was if I will hear the same. I decided to listen. My eyes fell on the TV screen with Humphry Bogart pointing a silly gun at me. "May be he wants to take revenge on me?" "He can take my cat hostage and ask for ransom!" I thought frantically. "How did you dare to call me?"- she tried to speak quietly. A loud gun-firing sound from Bogart set her heart racing wildly. ”Oh damned devil!!!Why I should watch this rubbish???” I switched off the TV and listened to the silence of the phone. Now I heard his breath distinctly...at once the fear was replaced by passion, and I decided to play..! I went to my little brother’s room to fetch his construction set that bought him for last Christmas. But then I changed my mind and went to the kitchen to drink a cup of green tea. I rummaged through the pantry where we kept the dry food stuff but didn’t find any green teabags left. I was a little bit disappointed and was thinking what should I do now. Then I went out into the street and decided that I still cannot upgrade Server 2000 to Server 2008, because i would have to first upgrade the server to 2003 and then to 2008. On the opposite side of the street I suddenly I saw a policeman stopping a speeding car. The car stopped with awful noise. I turned my head looked at the driver and............. I saw a grey-haired man wearing glasses who was pointing a gun right at the policeman Humphry Bogart style I saw a few minutes ago on TV. I felt a hang of fear, then I felt sick in the stomach, so I decided that I had to return home and stay there for some time. “What a crazy day!” I thought. I was turning around when from the corner of my eye I noticed a bicycle rolling straight at me. "Why I am so wretched? At the beginning a car, then a bicycle...Uh... am a real looser" - I thought. At the last moment the bicyclist noticed me anв turned the wheel bypassing me. And then he fell down from the bicycle and hit his head. A puddle of blood formed on the ground and I had to call to 911. At the same time, the driver of the car on the other side of the road fired his gun at the policeman who wasn’t fast enough to pull his gun out of the holster to protect himself. It was definitely high time for calling 911. I reached for my cell phone only to see that the battery had run out. I raised my eyes and saw that the murderer of the policeman was staring right at me and his hand with the gun was slowly moving up taking aim of me. I ran back home and get my dads Winchester rifle. But when I got into the .rtment I remembered I had wanted to drink a cup of green tea. Oops... what I had said... I don't like tea really, I prefer coffee! I sat down on the sofa to think about it and suddenly fell asleep. And when I woke up I realised that I really had had weird day yester- Or maybe I had dreamed all about it! And I said to myself “just beat it! I need to get a glass of red wine and listen to some chill out music. With this thought I drifted off to sleep again. I woke up at about 4 clock in the morning because I heard some noise downstairs. I sat up in bed and thought if it was my mother who also had a key to my .rtment and wondered what day it was. I decided that it would be romantic to visit my girlfriends. So I spent quite some time trying to remember which of them I had been nice enough with in order not to get cursed or yelled at, as was my usual situation with them. All of a sudden, a group of young people appeared on the street. I glanced out the window and saw a young man of about 22 wearing a white baseball cap heading the pack of youngsters and holding up a banner with a green circle drawn on it. I thought: "If this is paradise, I have to hurry up!” I tried to shout out to the crowd to wait for me but they had already disappeared around the corner. I stood hesitating for a moment. Then I grabbed my jacket and ran out of the house to chase the campaigners. All the sudden when I joined them I found out that they were scared. They started to gesture frantically waving me away as if they didn’t want me to join them. I thought that may be to escape from there was the best solution. So I turned round sharply but tripped over and fell down right on my stomach. I immediately got up and opened my bag, looking for my mirror." I rummaged through my bag but there was no mirror, in fact, even my wallet was missing. And I screamed desperately. And to my surprise I found out that instead of screaming I am singing" Yesterday".... At first I sang softly and nervously but then my voice became louder and louder until I was practically shouting it into the air. Singing so loudly made me realize that I was completely naked. Uh, that is why the others were staring at me!... I took a quick look around me and sauntered towards the door of the nearest house. I approached the door and began to knock. The voice behind the door that ordered me to come in sounded astonishingly familiar. As I quietly and carefully opened the door with my head peaking inside, I saw....... MYSELF! ME was standing right in front of me all dressed up in a laced ballroom dance gown with a sparkling tiara on her immaculately arranged hair. Wow it is so interesting, I have never looked so gorgeous! I looked closer and saw a tiny tickle of blood in the corner of “my” mouth that was crawling down to the end of the chin. I carefully wiped it off with a tip of my thumb, closed my eyes, put the drop on my tongue and tasted what came out to be a ketchup from my earlier McD big mac dinner. Then I decided that is enough for being crazy and decided to go to the hairdresser's … The only hamper in my leaving the house was that I still remained naked and I decided to ignore the creature of “myself” and look for something to wear in the wardrobe. Цитата Ссылка на комментарий Поделиться на других сайтах More sharing options...
Blessed Woman Опубликовано: 2 марта, 2010 Жалоба Share Опубликовано: 2 марта, 2010 I opened my wardrobe and found out that my maid put almost everything that I usually wear in his season to the washing machine and forgot to take them off. So I... Цитата В ней фиолетовость и алость, В ней кровь и золото вина, То изумрудность, то опалость... И семь сияний — и одна. ...... Переливается, мерцает, Она всецветна — и одна. Ее хранит, ее венчает Святым единством — белизна. Ссылка на комментарий Поделиться на других сайтах More sharing options...
Mistrella Опубликовано: 2 марта, 2010 Автор Жалоба Share Опубликовано: 2 марта, 2010 It was a dark and stormy evening, and I was sitting at home watching television. Suddenly, I heard a phone call. I replied. "Hi, how r u?" - I heard man's voice. I......... I was shocked. "Why did he call?" I thought. "He said he would never talk to me." I remembered Monica describing her recent split with her boyfriend. First thing that passed through my mind was if I will hear the same. I decided to listen. My eyes fell on the TV screen with Humphry Bogart pointing a silly gun at me. "May be he wants to take revenge on me?" "He can take my cat hostage and ask for ransom!" I thought frantically. "How did you dare to call me?"- she tried to speak quietly. A loud gun-firing sound from Bogart set her heart racing wildly. ”Oh damned devil!!!Why I should watch this rubbish???” I switched off the TV and listened to the silence of the phone. Now I heard his breath distinctly...at once the fear was replaced by passion, and I decided to play..! I went to my little brother’s room to fetch his construction set that bought him for last Christmas. But then I changed my mind and went to the kitchen to drink a cup of green tea. I rummaged through the pantry where we kept the dry food stuff but didn’t find any green teabags left. I was a little bit disappointed and was thinking what should I do now. Then I went out into the street and decided that I still cannot upgrade Server 2000 to Server 2008, because i would have to first upgrade the server to 2003 and then to 2008. On the opposite side of the street I suddenly I saw a policeman stopping a speeding car. The car stopped with awful noise. I turned my head looked at the driver and............. I saw a grey-haired man wearing glasses who was pointing a gun right at the policeman Humphry Bogart style I saw a few minutes ago on TV. I felt a hang of fear, then I felt sick in the stomach, so I decided that I had to return home and stay there for some time. “What a crazy day!” I thought. I was turning around when from the corner of my eye I noticed a bicycle rolling straight at me. "Why I am so wretched? At the beginning a car, then a bicycle...Uh... am a real looser" - I thought. At the last moment the bicyclist noticed me anв turned the wheel bypassing me. And then he fell down from the bicycle and hit his head. A puddle of blood formed on the ground and I had to call to 911. At the same time, the driver of the car on the other side of the road fired his gun at the policeman who wasn’t fast enough to pull his gun out of the holster to protect himself. It was definitely high time for calling 911. I reached for my cell phone only to see that the battery had run out. I raised my eyes and saw that the murderer of the policeman was staring right at me and his hand with the gun was slowly moving up taking aim of me. I ran back home and get my dads Winchester rifle. But when I got into the .rtment I remembered I had wanted to drink a cup of green tea. Oops... what I had said... I don't like tea really, I prefer coffee! I sat down on the sofa to think about it and suddenly fell asleep. And when I woke up I realised that I really had had weird day yester- Or maybe I had dreamed all about it! And I said to myself “just beat it! I need to get a glass of red wine and listen to some chill out music. With this thought I drifted off to sleep again. I woke up at about 4 clock in the morning because I heard some noise downstairs. I sat up in bed and thought if it was my mother who also had a key to my .rtment and wondered what day it was. I decided that it would be romantic to visit my girlfriends. So I spent quite some time trying to remember which of them I had been nice enough with in order not to get cursed or yelled at, as was my usual situation with them. All of a sudden, a group of young people appeared on the street. I glanced out the window and saw a young man of about 22 wearing a white baseball cap heading the pack of youngsters and holding up a banner with a green circle drawn on it. I thought: "If this is paradise, I have to hurry up!” I tried to shout out to the crowd to wait for me but they had already disappeared around the corner. I stood hesitating for a moment. Then I grabbed my jacket and ran out of the house to chase the campaigners. All the sudden when I joined them I found out that they were scared. They started to gesture frantically waving me away as if they didn’t want me to join them. I thought that may be to escape from there was the best solution. So I turned round sharply but tripped over and fell down right on my stomach. I immediately got up and opened my bag, looking for my mirror." I rummaged through my bag but there was no mirror, in fact, even my wallet was missing. And I screamed desperately. And to my surprise I found out that instead of screaming I am singing" Yesterday".... At first I sang softly and nervously but then my voice became louder and louder until I was practically shouting it into the air. Singing so loudly made me realize that I was completely naked. Uh, that is why the others were staring at me!... I took a quick look around me and sauntered towards the door of the nearest house. I approached the door and began to knock. The voice behind the door that ordered me to come in sounded astonishingly familiar. As I quietly and carefully opened the door with my head peaking inside, I saw....... MYSELF! ME was standing right in front of me all dressed up in a laced ballroom dance gown with a sparkling tiara on her immaculately arranged hair. Wow it is so interesting, I have never looked so gorgeous! I looked closer and saw a tiny tickle of blood in the corner of “my” mouth that was crawling down to the end of the chin. I carefully wiped it off with a tip of my thumb, closed my eyes, put the drop on my tongue and tasted what came out to be a ketchup from my earlier McD big mac dinner. Then I decided that is enough for being crazy and decided to go to the hairdresser's … The only hamper in my leaving the house was that I still remained naked and I decided to ignore the creature of “myself” and look for something to wear in the wardrobe. I opened my wardrobe and found out that my maid put almost everything that I usually wear in his season to the washing machine and forgot to take them off. So I pulled the bed sheet off the bed and cut a hole right in the middle to pull it over my head. Цитата Ссылка на комментарий Поделиться на других сайтах More sharing options...
Blessed Woman Опубликовано: 3 марта, 2010 Жалоба Share Опубликовано: 3 марта, 2010 Then I decided to decorate my dress, I went to the kitchen and took scissors. Цитата В ней фиолетовость и алость, В ней кровь и золото вина, То изумрудность, то опалость... И семь сияний — и одна. ...... Переливается, мерцает, Она всецветна — и одна. Ее хранит, ее венчает Святым единством — белизна. Ссылка на комментарий Поделиться на других сайтах More sharing options...
Mistrella Опубликовано: 3 марта, 2010 Автор Жалоба Share Опубликовано: 3 марта, 2010 It was a dark and stormy evening, and I was sitting at home watching television. Suddenly, I heard a phone call. I replied. "Hi, how r u?" - I heard man's voice. I......... I was shocked. "Why did he call?" I thought. "He said he would never talk to me." I remembered Monica describing her recent split with her boyfriend. First thing that passed through my mind was if I will hear the same. I decided to listen. My eyes fell on the TV screen with Humphry Bogart pointing a silly gun at me. "May be he wants to take revenge on me?" "He can take my cat hostage and ask for ransom!" I thought frantically. "How did you dare to call me?"- she tried to speak quietly. A loud gun-firing sound from Bogart set her heart racing wildly. ”Oh damned devil!!!Why I should watch this rubbish???” I switched off the TV and listened to the silence of the phone. Now I heard his breath distinctly...at once the fear was replaced by passion, and I decided to play..! I went to my little brother’s room to fetch his construction set that bought him for last Christmas. But then I changed my mind and went to the kitchen to drink a cup of green tea. I rummaged through the pantry where we kept the dry food stuff but didn’t find any green teabags left. I was a little bit disappointed and was thinking what should I do now. Then I went out into the street and decided that I still cannot upgrade Server 2000 to Server 2008, because i would have to first upgrade the server to 2003 and then to 2008. On the opposite side of the street I suddenly I saw a policeman stopping a speeding car. The car stopped with awful noise. I turned my head looked at the driver and............. I saw a grey-haired man wearing glasses who was pointing a gun right at the policeman Humphry Bogart style I saw a few minutes ago on TV. I felt a hang of fear, then I felt sick in the stomach, so I decided that I had to return home and stay there for some time. “What a crazy day!” I thought. I was turning around when from the corner of my eye I noticed a bicycle rolling straight at me. "Why I am so wretched? At the beginning a car, then a bicycle...Uh... am a real looser" - I thought. At the last moment the bicyclist noticed me anв turned the wheel bypassing me. And then he fell down from the bicycle and hit his head. A puddle of blood formed on the ground and I had to call to 911. At the same time, the driver of the car on the other side of the road fired his gun at the policeman who wasn’t fast enough to pull his gun out of the holster to protect himself. It was definitely high time for calling 911. I reached for my cell phone only to see that the battery had run out. I raised my eyes and saw that the murderer of the policeman was staring right at me and his hand with the gun was slowly moving up taking aim of me. I ran back home and get my dads Winchester rifle. But when I got into the .rtment I remembered I had wanted to drink a cup of green tea. Oops... what I had said... I don't like tea really, I prefer coffee! I sat down on the sofa to think about it and suddenly fell asleep. And when I woke up I realised that I really had had weird day yester- Or maybe I had dreamed all about it! And I said to myself “just beat it! I need to get a glass of red wine and listen to some chill out music. With this thought I drifted off to sleep again. I woke up at about 4 clock in the morning because I heard some noise downstairs. I sat up in bed and thought if it was my mother who also had a key to my .rtment and wondered what day it was. I decided that it would be romantic to visit my girlfriends. So I spent quite some time trying to remember which of them I had been nice enough with in order not to get cursed or yelled at, as was my usual situation with them. All of a sudden, a group of young people appeared on the street. I glanced out the window and saw a young man of about 22 wearing a white baseball cap heading the pack of youngsters and holding up a banner with a green circle drawn on it. I thought: "If this is paradise, I have to hurry up!” I tried to shout out to the crowd to wait for me but they had already disappeared around the corner. I stood hesitating for a moment. Then I grabbed my jacket and ran out of the house to chase the campaigners. All the sudden when I joined them I found out that they were scared. They started to gesture frantically waving me away as if they didn’t want me to join them. I thought that may be to escape from there was the best solution. So I turned round sharply but tripped over and fell down right on my stomach. I immediately got up and opened my bag, looking for my mirror." I rummaged through my bag but there was no mirror, in fact, even my wallet was missing. And I screamed desperately. And to my surprise I found out that instead of screaming I am singing" Yesterday".... At first I sang softly and nervously but then my voice became louder and louder until I was practically shouting it into the air. Singing so loudly made me realize that I was completely naked. Uh, that is why the others were staring at me!... I took a quick look around me and sauntered towards the door of the nearest house. I approached the door and began to knock. The voice behind the door that ordered me to come in sounded astonishingly familiar. As I quietly and carefully opened the door with my head peaking inside, I saw....... MYSELF! ME was standing right in front of me all dressed up in a laced ballroom dance gown with a sparkling tiara on her immaculately arranged hair. Wow it is so interesting, I have never looked so gorgeous! I looked closer and saw a tiny tickle of blood in the corner of “my” mouth that was crawling down to the end of the chin. I carefully wiped it off with a tip of my thumb, closed my eyes, put the drop on my tongue and tasted what came out to be a ketchup from my earlier McD big mac dinner. Then I decided that is enough for being crazy and decided to go to the hairdresser's … The only hamper in my leaving the house was that I still remained naked and I decided to ignore the creature of “myself” and look for something to wear in the wardrobe. I opened my wardrobe and found out that my maid put almost everything that I usually wear in his season to the washing machine and forgot to take them off. So I pulled the bed sheet off the bed and cut a hole right in the middle to pull it over my head. Then I decided to decorate my dress, I went to the kitchen and took scissors. Suddenly my sight caught a flower pot in which the plant had bushed out of the window sill limits. Цитата Ссылка на комментарий Поделиться на других сайтах More sharing options...
Blessed Woman Опубликовано: 4 марта, 2010 Жалоба Share Опубликовано: 4 марта, 2010 I picked up a huge yellow flower and decided to pin it to my dress.... Цитата В ней фиолетовость и алость, В ней кровь и золото вина, То изумрудность, то опалость... И семь сияний — и одна. ...... Переливается, мерцает, Она всецветна — и одна. Ее хранит, ее венчает Святым единством — белизна. Ссылка на комментарий Поделиться на других сайтах More sharing options...
krutikoff Опубликовано: 4 марта, 2010 Жалоба Share Опубликовано: 4 марта, 2010 ...but I couldn't, as I found no pins in the box ))) Цитата Блин, я теперь вспомнил когда появился этот ник ))))) Ссылка на комментарий Поделиться на других сайтах More sharing options...
Mistrella Опубликовано: 4 марта, 2010 Автор Жалоба Share Опубликовано: 4 марта, 2010 It was a dark and stormy evening, and I was sitting at home watching television. Suddenly, I heard a phone call. I replied. "Hi, how r u?" - I heard man's voice. I......... I was shocked. "Why did he call?" I thought. "He said he would never talk to me." I remembered Monica describing her recent split with her boyfriend. First thing that passed through my mind was if I will hear the same. I decided to listen. My eyes fell on the TV screen with Humphry Bogart pointing a silly gun at me. "May be he wants to take revenge on me?" "He can take my cat hostage and ask for ransom!" I thought frantically. "How did you dare to call me?"- she tried to speak quietly. A loud gun-firing sound from Bogart set her heart racing wildly. ”Oh damned devil!!!Why I should watch this rubbish???” I switched off the TV and listened to the silence of the phone. Now I heard his breath distinctly...at once the fear was replaced by passion, and I decided to play..! I went to my little brother’s room to fetch his construction set that bought him for last Christmas. But then I changed my mind and went to the kitchen to drink a cup of green tea. I rummaged through the pantry where we kept the dry food stuff but didn’t find any green teabags left. I was a little bit disappointed and was thinking what should I do now. Then I went out into the street and decided that I still cannot upgrade Server 2000 to Server 2008, because i would have to first upgrade the server to 2003 and then to 2008. On the opposite side of the street I suddenly I saw a policeman stopping a speeding car. The car stopped with awful noise. I turned my head looked at the driver and............. I saw a grey-haired man wearing glasses who was pointing a gun right at the policeman Humphry Bogart style I saw a few minutes ago on TV. I felt a hang of fear, then I felt sick in the stomach, so I decided that I had to return home and stay there for some time. “What a crazy day!” I thought. I was turning around when from the corner of my eye I noticed a bicycle rolling straight at me. "Why I am so wretched? At the beginning a car, then a bicycle...Uh... am a real looser" - I thought. At the last moment the bicyclist noticed me anв turned the wheel bypassing me. And then he fell down from the bicycle and hit his head. A puddle of blood formed on the ground and I had to call to 911. At the same time, the driver of the car on the other side of the road fired his gun at the policeman who wasn’t fast enough to pull his gun out of the holster to protect himself. It was definitely high time for calling 911. I reached for my cell phone only to see that the battery had run out. I raised my eyes and saw that the murderer of the policeman was staring right at me and his hand with the gun was slowly moving up taking aim of me. I ran back home and get my dads Winchester rifle. But when I got into the .rtment I remembered I had wanted to drink a cup of green tea. Oops... what I had said... I don't like tea really, I prefer coffee! I sat down on the sofa to think about it and suddenly fell asleep. And when I woke up I realised that I really had had weird day yester- Or maybe I had dreamed all about it! And I said to myself “just beat it! I need to get a glass of red wine and listen to some chill out music. With this thought I drifted off to sleep again. I woke up at about 4 clock in the morning because I heard some noise downstairs. I sat up in bed and thought if it was my mother who also had a key to my .rtment and wondered what day it was. I decided that it would be romantic to visit my girlfriends. So I spent quite some time trying to remember which of them I had been nice enough with in order not to get cursed or yelled at, as was my usual situation with them. All of a sudden, a group of young people appeared on the street. I glanced out the window and saw a young man of about 22 wearing a white baseball cap heading the pack of youngsters and holding up a banner with a green circle drawn on it. I thought: "If this is paradise, I have to hurry up!” I tried to shout out to the crowd to wait for me but they had already disappeared around the corner. I stood hesitating for a moment. Then I grabbed my jacket and ran out of the house to chase the campaigners. All the sudden when I joined them I found out that they were scared. They started to gesture frantically waving me away as if they didn’t want me to join them. I thought that may be to escape from there was the best solution. So I turned round sharply but tripped over and fell down right on my stomach. I immediately got up and opened my bag, looking for my mirror." I rummaged through my bag but there was no mirror, in fact, even my wallet was missing. And I screamed desperately. And to my surprise I found out that instead of screaming I am singing" Yesterday".... At first I sang softly and nervously but then my voice became louder and louder until I was practically shouting it into the air. Singing so loudly made me realize that I was completely naked. Uh, that is why the others were staring at me!... I took a quick look around me and sauntered towards the door of the nearest house. I approached the door and began to knock. The voice behind the door that ordered me to come in sounded astonishingly familiar. As I quietly and carefully opened the door with my head peaking inside, I saw....... MYSELF! ME was standing right in front of me all dressed up in a laced ballroom dance gown with a sparkling tiara on her immaculately arranged hair. Wow it is so interesting, I have never looked so gorgeous! I looked closer and saw a tiny tickle of blood in the corner of “my” mouth that was crawling down to the end of the chin. I carefully wiped it off with a tip of my thumb, closed my eyes, put the drop on my tongue and tasted what came out to be a ketchup from my earlier McD big mac dinner. Then I decided that is enough for being crazy and decided to go to the hairdresser's … The only hamper in my leaving the house was that I still remained naked and I decided to ignore the creature of “myself” and look for something to wear in the wardrobe. I opened my wardrobe and found out that my maid put almost everything that I usually wear in his season to the washing machine and forgot to take them off. So I pulled the bed sheet off the bed and cut a hole right in the middle to pull it over my head. Then I decided to decorate my dress, I went to the kitchen and took scissors. Suddenly my sight caught a flower pot in which the plant had bushed out of the window sill limits. I picked up a huge yellow flower and decided to pin it to my dress.... but I couldn't, as I found no pins in the box. I got frustrated and started to wildly chop off the plant’s hanging branches when suddenly the fire alarm sprinkle went off. Цитата Ссылка на комментарий Поделиться на других сайтах More sharing options...
БАКИНОЧКА17 Опубликовано: 10 марта, 2010 Жалоба Share Опубликовано: 10 марта, 2010 "I need to call to the fire company "-I thought.... Цитата <font color="#008000"><u><i><font face="Comic Sans MS"><font size="3"><b>Blessy forever) </b></font></font></i></u></font> Ссылка на комментарий Поделиться на других сайтах More sharing options...
Mistrella Опубликовано: 11 марта, 2010 Автор Жалоба Share Опубликовано: 11 марта, 2010 It was a dark and stormy evening, and I was sitting at home watching television. Suddenly, I heard a phone call. I replied. "Hi, how r u?" - I heard man's voice. I......... I was shocked. "Why did he call?" I thought. "He said he would never talk to me." I remembered Monica describing her recent split with her boyfriend. First thing that passed through my mind was if I will hear the same. I decided to listen. My eyes fell on the TV screen with Humphry Bogart pointing a silly gun at me. "May be he wants to take revenge on me?" "He can take my cat hostage and ask for ransom!" I thought frantically. "How did you dare to call me?"- she tried to speak quietly. A loud gun-firing sound from Bogart set her heart racing wildly. ”Oh damned devil!!!Why I should watch this rubbish???” I switched off the TV and listened to the silence of the phone. Now I heard his breath distinctly...at once the fear was replaced by passion, and I decided to play..! I went to my little brother’s room to fetch his construction set that bought him for last Christmas. But then I changed my mind and went to the kitchen to drink a cup of green tea. I rummaged through the pantry where we kept the dry food stuff but didn’t find any green teabags left. I was a little bit disappointed and was thinking what should I do now. Then I went out into the street and decided that I still cannot upgrade Server 2000 to Server 2008, because i would have to first upgrade the server to 2003 and then to 2008. On the opposite side of the street I suddenly I saw a policeman stopping a speeding car. The car stopped with awful noise. I turned my head looked at the driver and............. I saw a grey-haired man wearing glasses who was pointing a gun right at the policeman Humphry Bogart style I saw a few minutes ago on TV. I felt a hang of fear, then I felt sick in the stomach, so I decided that I had to return home and stay there for some time. “What a crazy day!” I thought. I was turning around when from the corner of my eye I noticed a bicycle rolling straight at me. "Why I am so wretched? At the beginning a car, then a bicycle...Uh... am a real looser" - I thought. At the last moment the bicyclist noticed me anв turned the wheel bypassing me. And then he fell down from the bicycle and hit his head. A puddle of blood formed on the ground and I had to call to 911. At the same time, the driver of the car on the other side of the road fired his gun at the policeman who wasn’t fast enough to pull his gun out of the holster to protect himself. It was definitely high time for calling 911. I reached for my cell phone only to see that the battery had run out. I raised my eyes and saw that the murderer of the policeman was staring right at me and his hand with the gun was slowly moving up taking aim of me. I ran back home and get my dads Winchester rifle. But when I got into the .rtment I remembered I had wanted to drink a cup of green tea. Oops... what I had said... I don't like tea really, I prefer coffee! I sat down on the sofa to think about it and suddenly fell asleep. And when I woke up I realised that I really had had weird day yester- Or maybe I had dreamed all about it! And I said to myself “just beat it! I need to get a glass of red wine and listen to some chill out music. With this thought I drifted off to sleep again. I woke up at about 4 clock in the morning because I heard some noise downstairs. I sat up in bed and thought if it was my mother who also had a key to my .rtment and wondered what day it was. I decided that it would be romantic to visit my girlfriends. So I spent quite some time trying to remember which of them I had been nice enough with in order not to get cursed or yelled at, as was my usual situation with them. All of a sudden, a group of young people appeared on the street. I glanced out the window and saw a young man of about 22 wearing a white baseball cap heading the pack of youngsters and holding up a banner with a green circle drawn on it. I thought: "If this is paradise, I have to hurry up!” I tried to shout out to the crowd to wait for me but they had already disappeared around the corner. I stood hesitating for a moment. Then I grabbed my jacket and ran out of the house to chase the campaigners. All the sudden when I joined them I found out that they were scared. They started to gesture frantically waving me away as if they didn’t want me to join them. I thought that may be to escape from there was the best solution. So I turned round sharply but tripped over and fell down right on my stomach. I immediately got up and opened my bag, looking for my mirror." I rummaged through my bag but there was no mirror, in fact, even my wallet was missing. And I screamed desperately. And to my surprise I found out that instead of screaming I am singing" Yesterday".... At first I sang softly and nervously but then my voice became louder and louder until I was practically shouting it into the air. Singing so loudly made me realize that I was completely naked. Uh, that is why the others were staring at me!... I took a quick look around me and sauntered towards the door of the nearest house. I approached the door and began to knock. The voice behind the door that ordered me to come in sounded astonishingly familiar. As I quietly and carefully opened the door with my head peaking inside, I saw....... MYSELF! ME was standing right in front of me all dressed up in a laced ballroom dance gown with a sparkling tiara on her immaculately arranged hair. Wow it is so interesting, I have never looked so gorgeous! I looked closer and saw a tiny tickle of blood in the corner of “my” mouth that was crawling down to the end of the chin. I carefully wiped it off with a tip of my thumb, closed my eyes, put the drop on my tongue and tasted what came out to be a ketchup from my earlier McD big mac dinner. Then I decided that is enough for being crazy and decided to go to the hairdresser's … The only hamper in my leaving the house was that I still remained naked and I decided to ignore the creature of “myself” and look for something to wear in the wardrobe. I opened my wardrobe and found out that my maid put almost everything that I usually wear in his season to the washing machine and forgot to take them off. So I pulled the bed sheet off the bed and cut a hole right in the middle to pull it over my head. Then I decided to decorate my dress, I went to the kitchen and took scissors. Suddenly my sight caught a flower pot in which the plant had bushed out of the window sill limits. I picked up a huge yellow flower and decided to pin it to my dress.... but I couldn't, as I found no pins in the box. I got frustrated and started to wildly chop off the plant’s hanging branches when suddenly the fire alarm sprinkle went off. "I need to call the fire company "-I thought.... I snatched the phone off the hook and dialed 911. Цитата Ссылка на комментарий Поделиться на других сайтах More sharing options...
dcpromo Опубликовано: 12 марта, 2010 Жалоба Share Опубликовано: 12 марта, 2010 "hm...why do they not answer my call?" - i thought Цитата Ссылка на комментарий Поделиться на других сайтах More sharing options...
Mistrella Опубликовано: 12 марта, 2010 Автор Жалоба Share Опубликовано: 12 марта, 2010 It was a dark and stormy evening, and I was sitting at home watching television. Suddenly, I heard a phone call. I replied. "Hi, how r u?" - I heard man's voice. I......... I was shocked. "Why did he call?" I thought. "He said he would never talk to me." I remembered Monica describing her recent split with her boyfriend. First thing that passed through my mind was if I will hear the same. I decided to listen. My eyes fell on the TV screen with Humphry Bogart pointing a silly gun at me. "May be he wants to take revenge on me?" "He can take my cat hostage and ask for ransom!" I thought frantically. "How did you dare to call me?"- she tried to speak quietly. A loud gun-firing sound from Bogart set her heart racing wildly. ”Oh damned devil!!!Why I should watch this rubbish???” I switched off the TV and listened to the silence of the phone. Now I heard his breath distinctly...at once the fear was replaced by passion, and I decided to play..! I went to my little brother’s room to fetch his construction set that bought him for last Christmas. But then I changed my mind and went to the kitchen to drink a cup of green tea. I rummaged through the pantry where we kept the dry food stuff but didn’t find any green teabags left. I was a little bit disappointed and was thinking what should I do now. Then I went out into the street and decided that I still cannot upgrade Server 2000 to Server 2008, because i would have to first upgrade the server to 2003 and then to 2008. On the opposite side of the street I suddenly I saw a policeman stopping a speeding car. The car stopped with awful noise. I turned my head looked at the driver and............. I saw a grey-haired man wearing glasses who was pointing a gun right at the policeman Humphry Bogart style I saw a few minutes ago on TV. I felt a hang of fear, then I felt sick in the stomach, so I decided that I had to return home and stay there for some time. “What a crazy day!” I thought. I was turning around when from the corner of my eye I noticed a bicycle rolling straight at me. "Why I am so wretched? At the beginning a car, then a bicycle...Uh... am a real looser" - I thought. At the last moment the bicyclist noticed me anв turned the wheel bypassing me. And then he fell down from the bicycle and hit his head. A puddle of blood formed on the ground and I had to call to 911. At the same time, the driver of the car on the other side of the road fired his gun at the policeman who wasn’t fast enough to pull his gun out of the holster to protect himself. It was definitely high time for calling 911. I reached for my cell phone only to see that the battery had run out. I raised my eyes and saw that the murderer of the policeman was staring right at me and his hand with the gun was slowly moving up taking aim of me. I ran back home and get my dads Winchester rifle. But when I got into the .rtment I remembered I had wanted to drink a cup of green tea. Oops... what I had said... I don't like tea really, I prefer coffee! I sat down on the sofa to think about it and suddenly fell asleep. And when I woke up I realised that I really had had weird day yester- Or maybe I had dreamed all about it! And I said to myself “just beat it! I need to get a glass of red wine and listen to some chill out music. With this thought I drifted off to sleep again. I woke up at about 4 clock in the morning because I heard some noise downstairs. I sat up in bed and thought if it was my mother who also had a key to my .rtment and wondered what day it was. I decided that it would be romantic to visit my girlfriends. So I spent quite some time trying to remember which of them I had been nice enough with in order not to get cursed or yelled at, as was my usual situation with them. All of a sudden, a group of young people appeared on the street. I glanced out the window and saw a young man of about 22 wearing a white baseball cap heading the pack of youngsters and holding up a banner with a green circle drawn on it. I thought: "If this is paradise, I have to hurry up!” I tried to shout out to the crowd to wait for me but they had already disappeared around the corner. I stood hesitating for a moment. Then I grabbed my jacket and ran out of the house to chase the campaigners. All the sudden when I joined them I found out that they were scared. They started to gesture frantically waving me away as if they didn’t want me to join them. I thought that may be to escape from there was the best solution. So I turned round sharply but tripped over and fell down right on my stomach. I immediately got up and opened my bag, looking for my mirror." I rummaged through my bag but there was no mirror, in fact, even my wallet was missing. And I screamed desperately. And to my surprise I found out that instead of screaming I am singing" Yesterday".... At first I sang softly and nervously but then my voice became louder and louder until I was practically shouting it into the air. Singing so loudly made me realize that I was completely naked. Uh, that is why the others were staring at me!... I took a quick look around me and sauntered towards the door of the nearest house. I approached the door and began to knock. The voice behind the door that ordered me to come in sounded astonishingly familiar. As I quietly and carefully opened the door with my head peaking inside, I saw....... MYSELF! ME was standing right in front of me all dressed up in a laced ballroom dance gown with a sparkling tiara on her immaculately arranged hair. Wow it is so interesting, I have never looked so gorgeous! I looked closer and saw a tiny tickle of blood in the corner of “my” mouth that was crawling down to the end of the chin. I carefully wiped it off with a tip of my thumb, closed my eyes, put the drop on my tongue and tasted what came out to be a ketchup from my earlier McD big mac dinner. Then I decided that is enough for being crazy and decided to go to the hairdresser's … The only hamper in my leaving the house was that I still remained naked and I decided to ignore the creature of “myself” and look for something to wear in the wardrobe. I opened my wardrobe and found out that my maid put almost everything that I usually wear in his season to the washing machine and forgot to take them off. So I pulled the bed sheet off the bed and cut a hole right in the middle to pull it over my head. Then I decided to decorate my dress, I went to the kitchen and took scissors. Suddenly my sight caught a flower pot in which the plant had bushed out of the window sill limits. I picked up a huge yellow flower and decided to pin it to my dress.... but I couldn't, as I found no pins in the box. I got frustrated and started to wildly chop off the plant’s hanging branches when suddenly the fire alarm sprinkle went off. "I need to call the fire company "- I thought.... I snatched the phone off the hook and dialed 911. "...why don’t they answer my call?" – I thought. Then a voice in the handset ordered me to lie down on the floor фтв зге my hands over my head. Цитата Ссылка на комментарий Поделиться на других сайтах More sharing options...
Blessed Woman Опубликовано: 14 марта, 2010 Жалоба Share Опубликовано: 14 марта, 2010 I was so scared and panicked, did nit know what to do. All the sudden someone knocked the door.I.... Цитата В ней фиолетовость и алость, В ней кровь и золото вина, То изумрудность, то опалость... И семь сияний — и одна. ...... Переливается, мерцает, Она всецветна — и одна. Ее хранит, ее венчает Святым единством — белизна. Ссылка на комментарий Поделиться на других сайтах More sharing options...
Mistrella Опубликовано: 14 марта, 2010 Автор Жалоба Share Опубликовано: 14 марта, 2010 It was a dark and stormy evening, and I was sitting at home watching television. Suddenly, I heard a phone call. I replied. "Hi, how r u?" - I heard man's voice. I......... I was shocked. "Why did he call?" I thought. "He said he would never talk to me." I remembered Monica describing her recent split with her boyfriend. First thing that passed through my mind was if I will hear the same. I decided to listen. My eyes fell on the TV screen with Humphry Bogart pointing a silly gun at me. "May be he wants to take revenge on me?" "He can take my cat hostage and ask for ransom!" I thought frantically. "How did you dare to call me?"- she tried to speak quietly. A loud gun-firing sound from Bogart set her heart racing wildly. ”Oh damned devil!!!Why I should watch this rubbish???” I switched off the TV and listened to the silence of the phone. Now I heard his breath distinctly...at once the fear was replaced by passion, and I decided to play..! I went to my little brother’s room to fetch his construction set that bought him for last Christmas. But then I changed my mind and went to the kitchen to drink a cup of green tea. I rummaged through the pantry where we kept the dry food stuff but didn’t find any green teabags left. I was a little bit disappointed and was thinking what should I do now. Then I went out into the street and decided that I still cannot upgrade Server 2000 to Server 2008, because i would have to first upgrade the server to 2003 and then to 2008. On the opposite side of the street I suddenly I saw a policeman stopping a speeding car. The car stopped with awful noise. I turned my head looked at the driver and............. I saw a grey-haired man wearing glasses who was pointing a gun right at the policeman Humphry Bogart style I saw a few minutes ago on TV. I felt a hang of fear, then I felt sick in the stomach, so I decided that I had to return home and stay there for some time. “What a crazy day!” I thought. I was turning around when from the corner of my eye I noticed a bicycle rolling straight at me. "Why I am so wretched? At the beginning a car, then a bicycle...Uh... am a real looser" - I thought. At the last moment the bicyclist noticed me anв turned the wheel bypassing me. And then he fell down from the bicycle and hit his head. A puddle of blood formed on the ground and I had to call to 911. At the same time, the driver of the car on the other side of the road fired his gun at the policeman who wasn’t fast enough to pull his gun out of the holster to protect himself. It was definitely high time for calling 911. I reached for my cell phone only to see that the battery had run out. I raised my eyes and saw that the murderer of the policeman was staring right at me and his hand with the gun was slowly moving up taking aim of me. I ran back home and get my dads Winchester rifle. But when I got into the .rtment I remembered I had wanted to drink a cup of green tea. Oops... what I had said... I don't like tea really, I prefer coffee! I sat down on the sofa to think about it and suddenly fell asleep. And when I woke up I realised that I really had had weird day yester- Or maybe I had dreamed all about it! And I said to myself “just beat it! I need to get a glass of red wine and listen to some chill out music. With this thought I drifted off to sleep again. I woke up at about 4 clock in the morning because I heard some noise downstairs. I sat up in bed and thought if it was my mother who also had a key to my .rtment and wondered what day it was. I decided that it would be romantic to visit my girlfriends. So I spent quite some time trying to remember which of them I had been nice enough with in order not to get cursed or yelled at, as was my usual situation with them. All of a sudden, a group of young people appeared on the street. I glanced out the window and saw a young man of about 22 wearing a white baseball cap heading the pack of youngsters and holding up a banner with a green circle drawn on it. I thought: "If this is paradise, I have to hurry up!” I tried to shout out to the crowd to wait for me but they had already disappeared around the corner. I stood hesitating for a moment. Then I grabbed my jacket and ran out of the house to chase the campaigners. All the sudden when I joined them I found out that they were scared. They started to gesture frantically waving me away as if they didn’t want me to join them. I thought that may be to escape from there was the best solution. So I turned round sharply but tripped over and fell down right on my stomach. I immediately got up and opened my bag, looking for my mirror." I rummaged through my bag but there was no mirror, in fact, even my wallet was missing. And I screamed desperately. And to my surprise I found out that instead of screaming I am singing" Yesterday".... At first I sang softly and nervously but then my voice became louder and louder until I was practically shouting it into the air. Singing so loudly made me realize that I was completely naked. Uh, that is why the others were staring at me!... I took a quick look around me and sauntered towards the door of the nearest house. I approached the door and began to knock. The voice behind the door that ordered me to come in sounded astonishingly familiar. As I quietly and carefully opened the door with my head peaking inside, I saw....... MYSELF! ME was standing right in front of me all dressed up in a laced ballroom dance gown with a sparkling tiara on her immaculately arranged hair. Wow it is so interesting, I have never looked so gorgeous! I looked closer and saw a tiny tickle of blood in the corner of “my” mouth that was crawling down to the end of the chin. I carefully wiped it off with a tip of my thumb, closed my eyes, put the drop on my tongue and tasted what came out to be a ketchup from my earlier McD big mac dinner. Then I decided that is enough for being crazy and decided to go to the hairdresser's … The only hamper in my leaving the house was that I still remained naked and I decided to ignore the creature of “myself” and look for something to wear in the wardrobe. I opened my wardrobe and found out that my maid put almost everything that I usually wear in his season to the washing machine and forgot to take them off. So I pulled the bed sheet off the bed and cut a hole right in the middle to pull it over my head. Then I decided to decorate my dress, I went to the kitchen and took scissors. Suddenly my sight caught a flower pot in which the plant had bushed out of the window sill limits. I picked up a huge yellow flower and decided to pin it to my dress.... but I couldn't, as I found no pins in the box. I got frustrated and started to wildly chop off the plant’s hanging branches when suddenly the fire alarm sprinkle went off. "I need to call the fire company "- I thought.... I snatched the phone off the hook and dialed 911. "...why don’t they answer my call?" – I thought. Then a voice in the handset ordered me to lie down on the floor with my hands over my head. I was so scared and panicked, I did not know what to do. All the sudden someone knocked on the door. I dropped the phone and jumped out of the window into the back garden. Цитата Ссылка на комментарий Поделиться на других сайтах More sharing options...
Blessed Woman Опубликовано: 22 марта, 2010 Жалоба Share Опубликовано: 22 марта, 2010 When I jumped out I was so delighted. "Freedom"- I thought and ........... Цитата В ней фиолетовость и алость, В ней кровь и золото вина, То изумрудность, то опалость... И семь сияний — и одна. ...... Переливается, мерцает, Она всецветна — и одна. Ее хранит, ее венчает Святым единством — белизна. Ссылка на комментарий Поделиться на других сайтах More sharing options...
Mistrella Опубликовано: 22 марта, 2010 Автор Жалоба Share Опубликовано: 22 марта, 2010 It was a dark and stormy evening, and I was sitting at home watching television. Suddenly, I heard a phone call. I replied. "Hi, how r u?" - I heard man's voice. I......... I was shocked. "Why did he call?" I thought. "He said he would never talk to me." I remembered Monica describing her recent split with her boyfriend. First thing that passed through my mind was if I will hear the same. I decided to listen. My eyes fell on the TV screen with Humphry Bogart pointing a silly gun at me. "May be he wants to take revenge on me?" "He can take my cat hostage and ask for ransom!" I thought frantically. "How did you dare to call me?"- she tried to speak quietly. A loud gun-firing sound from Bogart set her heart racing wildly. ”Oh damned devil!!!Why I should watch this rubbish???” I switched off the TV and listened to the silence of the phone. Now I heard his breath distinctly...at once the fear was replaced by passion, and I decided to play..! I went to my little brother’s room to fetch his construction set that bought him for last Christmas. But then I changed my mind and went to the kitchen to drink a cup of green tea. I rummaged through the pantry where we kept the dry food stuff but didn’t find any green teabags left. I was a little bit disappointed and was thinking what should I do now. Then I went out into the street and decided that I still cannot upgrade Server 2000 to Server 2008, because i would have to first upgrade the server to 2003 and then to 2008. On the opposite side of the street I suddenly I saw a policeman stopping a speeding car. The car stopped with awful noise. I turned my head looked at the driver and............. I saw a grey-haired man wearing glasses who was pointing a gun right at the policeman Humphry Bogart style I saw a few minutes ago on TV. I felt a hang of fear, then I felt sick in the stomach, so I decided that I had to return home and stay there for some time. “What a crazy day!” I thought. I was turning around when from the corner of my eye I noticed a bicycle rolling straight at me. "Why I am so wretched? At the beginning a car, then a bicycle...Uh... am a real looser" - I thought. At the last moment the bicyclist noticed me anв turned the wheel bypassing me. And then he fell down from the bicycle and hit his head. A puddle of blood formed on the ground and I had to call to 911. At the same time, the driver of the car on the other side of the road fired his gun at the policeman who wasn’t fast enough to pull his gun out of the holster to protect himself. It was definitely high time for calling 911. I reached for my cell phone only to see that the battery had run out. I raised my eyes and saw that the murderer of the policeman was staring right at me and his hand with the gun was slowly moving up taking aim of me. I ran back home and get my dads Winchester rifle. But when I got into the .rtment I remembered I had wanted to drink a cup of green tea. Oops... what I had said... I don't like tea really, I prefer coffee! I sat down on the sofa to think about it and suddenly fell asleep. And when I woke up I realised that I really had had weird day yester- Or maybe I had dreamed all about it! And I said to myself “just beat it! I need to get a glass of red wine and listen to some chill out music. With this thought I drifted off to sleep again. I woke up at about 4 clock in the morning because I heard some noise downstairs. I sat up in bed and thought if it was my mother who also had a key to my .rtment and wondered what day it was. I decided that it would be romantic to visit my girlfriends. So I spent quite some time trying to remember which of them I had been nice enough with in order not to get cursed or yelled at, as was my usual situation with them. All of a sudden, a group of young people appeared on the street. I glanced out the window and saw a young man of about 22 wearing a white baseball cap heading the pack of youngsters and holding up a banner with a green circle drawn on it. I thought: "If this is paradise, I have to hurry up!” I tried to shout out to the crowd to wait for me but they had already disappeared around the corner. I stood hesitating for a moment. Then I grabbed my jacket and ran out of the house to chase the campaigners. All the sudden when I joined them I found out that they were scared. They started to gesture frantically waving me away as if they didn’t want me to join them. I thought that may be to escape from there was the best solution. So I turned round sharply but tripped over and fell down right on my stomach. I immediately got up and opened my bag, looking for my mirror." I rummaged through my bag but there was no mirror, in fact, even my wallet was missing. And I screamed desperately. And to my surprise I found out that instead of screaming I am singing" Yesterday".... At first I sang softly and nervously but then my voice became louder and louder until I was practically shouting it into the air. Singing so loudly made me realize that I was completely naked. Uh, that is why the others were staring at me!... I took a quick look around me and sauntered towards the door of the nearest house. I approached the door and began to knock. The voice behind the door that ordered me to come in sounded astonishingly familiar. As I quietly and carefully opened the door with my head peaking inside, I saw....... MYSELF! ME was standing right in front of me all dressed up in a laced ballroom dance gown with a sparkling tiara on her immaculately arranged hair. Wow it is so interesting, I have never looked so gorgeous! I looked closer and saw a tiny tickle of blood in the corner of “my” mouth that was crawling down to the end of the chin. I carefully wiped it off with a tip of my thumb, closed my eyes, put the drop on my tongue and tasted what came out to be a ketchup from my earlier McD big mac dinner. Then I decided that is enough for being crazy and decided to go to the hairdresser's … The only hamper in my leaving the house was that I still remained naked and I decided to ignore the creature of “myself” and look for something to wear in the wardrobe. I opened my wardrobe and found out that my maid put almost everything that I usually wear in his season to the washing machine and forgot to take them off. So I pulled the bed sheet off the bed and cut a hole right in the middle to pull it over my head. Then I decided to decorate my dress, I went to the kitchen and took scissors. Suddenly my sight caught a flower pot in which the plant had bushed out of the window sill limits. I picked up a huge yellow flower and decided to pin it to my dress.... but I couldn't, as I found no pins in the box. I got frustrated and started to wildly chop off the plant’s hanging branches when suddenly the fire alarm sprinkle went off. "I need to call the fire company "- I thought.... I snatched the phone off the hook and dialed 911. "...why don’t they answer my call?" – I thought. Then a voice in the handset ordered me to lie down on the floor with my hands over my head. I was so scared and panicked, I did not know what to do. All the sudden someone knocked on the door. I dropped the phone and jumped out of the window into the back garden. When I jumped out I was so delighted. "Freedom"- I thought and all of a sudden I felt I had landed on a bed of stinging nettle. Цитата Ссылка на комментарий Поделиться на других сайтах More sharing options...
Blessed Woman Опубликовано: 22 марта, 2010 Жалоба Share Опубликовано: 22 марта, 2010 I suppose there will be an end to this unusual adventure. I ............. Цитата В ней фиолетовость и алость, В ней кровь и золото вина, То изумрудность, то опалость... И семь сияний — и одна. ...... Переливается, мерцает, Она всецветна — и одна. Ее хранит, ее венчает Святым единством — белизна. Ссылка на комментарий Поделиться на других сайтах More sharing options...
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