Ever Wonder...

[Veselye]

EVER WONDER...

...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

...why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

...why doctors call what they do "practice"?

...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid

is made with real lemons?

...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?

...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

...why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the

indestructible black box ?

...why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

...why they are called .rtments when they are all stuck together?

...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

...why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

[Соломоныч]

Do I speak english?

No, I do.

[Keniya]

U need money?

[Keniya]

U need money?

[Соломоныч]

Это рекламное предложение? :luv: :)

Изменено 25 марта, 2003 пользователем Соломоныч

[Salsa`inferno]

avatarivi yeyesen ay veselye ))))))))) ti yego gde nashla.. ili nashol?)))))))))))))))))

[Keniya]

Нет, издевательство, Соломоныч-Бельгийский....

[Соломоныч]

Кенья, милая, пойдите на базар, купите на базаре селёдку, и морочьте ей голову, а мне - увольте, как-нить обойдусь без данной процедуры....

[Keniya]

Ни за Сто!!!! ... милейший.... Селедку не люблю... а Вас... :) ну, пЛосто обаЗЯююююююююю! :) Так что данной процедуры Вам не избежать...

[Madame]

не люблю селедку..

[Соломоныч]

А какой это процедуры мне не избязять?..