Ostap Bender

Migele, Vi ne sobludayete suxarevksuyu konvenciyu detey nezabvennogo leytenanta Shmidta, v sootvetstvii s ktoroy vam dostalas Sredenerusskaya vozvishennost, eto moya territoriya, a narushiteley mi budem karat po zakonu

Skaji otcu, chtob vpred predoxranalsa

V Baku daje neznakomci znakomie, Net eto en Rio-de-janeiro, ey konul mulkumun , bari Naxchivan.. " na sheke Ost. blesnula skupaya mujskaya sleza"

Sonik, Ne sudite tak strogo "ostap ne nzal , chto skazat dalshe, ibo iv vsex virajeniy carskogo rejima u nego v golove krutilos tolko "Mileyshe povelevat soizvolil"

pod avatarom mojno napisat: "NE PRELUBODEYSTVUY", net eto ne rio-de-janeiro

Kleopatra, Dumayu torg zdes neumesten!

na dannom etape nravitsa avatar Belushki dalshe vidno budet, skoro tolko koshki rodyatsa

Sonik, Spasibo, ya ochen rad etoy nashey vstreche , ibo ironiya sudbi nisposlavshaya nam etot svoego roda sluchay....

migele, zahcem je tak obijat samgo dobrogo evreya v mire?

energy, zagranica nam pomojet

Michel Petrucciani - Solo 1997

Definition of Globalization Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian P.razzi, on J.nese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines! And this is sent to you by a Azeri, using Bill Gates' technology, and you're probably reading this on one of the IBM clones, that use Taiwanese-made chips, and a Korean-made monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, trucked by Mexican illegal,and finally sold to you by Jews. That is Globalization!

ne slauchayno na gore ararat obnarujen fragment drevnearmanskoy klushki proizvedennoy rimskimi rabami

Gospoda prisajnie zasedateli, razjiganie nacionalnoy rozni presleduetsa po zakonu. A Ostap Bender svegda chtit ugolovniy kodeks u nas i svoi problem dostatochno. dumau budet luchshe seychas zanyatsa sudboy nashego soldata v vengrii, a palestino-izrailskiy konflikt ust reguliruyetsa zainteresovannimi storonami

odin moy znakomiy toje lubil samolet, daje jena preder seksom govoril, samolet Boing 777, sleduyushiy reysom N, zaxodit na posadku

samodostatochnie - ludi kotorie dostayut samix seby

tak xochetsa p[odderjat femisnitok kogda delo doxodit do restorannogo scheta:)

Virgin - 82, Zadau vopros , kotoriy ne zadal Jazzbaz, deystvitelno a pochemu Virgin

Dida, Maldini, Kafu, Zeedorf, Kaka, Pirlo, Shevchenko Ronaldo, Ronaldinio Makkarti, Zidan