Conversation Club

[strANger_04]

To tell the truth, I've still visited this topic very seldom. But just today I've to say that alignment of topics of such theme attracted my attention. It looks much more fascinatingly than previous.

[nickel chrome]

.......what you call a person speaking only one language????

Right you are - englishman....)))

Before learning French I liked very much whatever was English.... In the meantime - I still like it with a certain reserve - british probably, irish and a bit scottish accents.... Americans - go home...)

excuse me!lol

i was thinking the same before my English became "American"(if u can call it like that.lol)..with the bunch of stuff like "gonna,wanna"and etc..the worst part is u really cant catch the moment when it happens..and after it did,u cant take British English anymore...lol

it takes me a while not to pay attention to the accent and just enjoy the movie,when i start watching a movie with British English...that how it's))

....No way my fair lady that I would excuse you for a simple reason-there is nothing to excuse....) in the meantime though I have no objection to "dude" instead of "chap" or "How U doin'" instead of "Hello there" or "Appreciate that" instead of "Cheers".... ))

[anonimka]

.......what you call a person speaking only one language????

Right you are - englishman....)))

Before learning French I liked very much whatever was English.... In the meantime - I still like it with a certain reserve - british probably, irish and a bit scottish accents.... Americans - go home...)

excuse me!lol

i was thinking the same before my English became "American"(if u can call it like that.lol)..with the bunch of stuff like "gonna,wanna"and etc..the worst part is u really cant catch the moment when it happens..and after it did,u cant take British English anymore...lol

it takes me a while not to pay attention to the accent and just enjoy the movie,when i start watching a movie with British English...that how it's))

....No way my fair lady that I would excuse you for a simple reason-there is nothing to excuse....) in the meantime though I have no objection to "dude" instead of "chap" or "How U doin'" instead of "Hello there" or "Appreciate that" instead of "Cheers".... ))

....))

i personally don't use "dude",i don't know why..i still can't get used to it in my own speech..but i like when somebody does))

u see..i even didn't know that some people still use the word "chap"))

ok...what about instead of "how are u doing" and "hello there"- "what's up?" /"hey there"?))

yess..but u know that's the thing..i don't mind to use "appreciate that",i even prefer it more in some cases...it all depends from the situation...when it's some official meeting or conversation,somebody is helping u ,doing u a favor(again:official level)..it's kind of weird to say "cheers",don't u think?do u know what i mean?it just depends who is around,what's the topic about and definitely ur relationship with these specific people........i guess)))

[strANger_04]

hmmm....But it quite freqeuntly seemed to me that "appreciate that" is used much more in oficially way than "cheers". It looks like I was wrong? )) May be the first one rings a bit longer or in whatever feelings and thoughts meant too oficiality, I supposed

[interesno]

I just received e-mail from my teacher (Human relationship for managers).

I brought this attachment for your attention.

It`s funny course.

hm... I wasn`t able to attach the file...

Will try later.

Изменено 15 февраля, 2009 пользователем interesno

[ВОSS]

Courses does not give my mind knowledge to man. Base of the each thing must be

[Kappo]

Would like to state from my end that the best method is to have somebody for practice your english language. Someone you can speak anytime and about anything. That helps...

This is from my personal experience)

[Kappo]

.......what you call a person speaking only one language????

Right you are - englishman....)))

Before learning French I liked very much whatever was English.... In the meantime - I still like it with a certain reserve - british probably, irish and a bit scottish accents.... Americans - go home...)

I recognize this type of phrase) I was living in Aberdeen for a while and used to Scottish english (nonsense). Later, when i moved to USA, it was very funny for me - being Azeri, live in USA and speak Scottish English...

Confession)))

[pulpa999]

Hey ppl!

I'm looking for a good English courses for my wife.

She used to attend EF and stopped for a certain reasons.

Could you please advise smth?

There are so many choices. I would like to know your opinion.

What do you think of Specila English, Global English, CELT?

[Kappo]

Hey ppl!

I'm looking for a good English courses for my wife.

She used to attend EF and stopped for a certain reasons.

Could you please advise smth?

There are so many choices. I would like to know your opinion.

What do you think of Specila English, Global English, CELT?

Celt would be good. Try it out.

Moreover, i would advise British Council. There are 3 teachers...

[pulpa999]

Hey ppl! What do u think about Global English? The thing is, GE's location suits us the best.

Why ppl are so passive over here?

[Dreamer]

Hey ppl! What do u think about Global English? The thing is, GE's location suits us the best.

Why ppl are so passive over here?

Maaan,ppl are sleeping over here.They rarely wake up,lol...

[Dreamer]

Guys,it all depends whether u r used to a british or an american accent,personally i like only some women speaking in american accent,but to me, in genereal, american accent is pretty annoying,no offence.The origin of english language is england,so u know what i mean...

[Чёрный]

Guys,it all depends whether u r used to a british or an american accent,personally i like only some women speaking in american accent,but to me, in genereal, american accent is pretty annoying,no offence.The origin of english language is england,so u know what i mean...

Fully Agree with you.

[=Lana=]

At list we DO have 2 employees- anonimka (PR) and Just Angel (HR). U can change or add a any another responsibilities or duties to them

Please feel free))))) But be advised don't give them a lot of rights- gudurarlar)))))))

I don*t need sex, life f^cks me whenever it can, хяри)))

И вообще, как говорил один человек: I don*t spaek of America!!!

Haha... nice word!

I've heard another variation :

"Nobody dies virgin, life f^cks everyone"

[=Lana=]

Guys,it all depends whether u r used to a british or an american accent,personally i like only some women speaking in american accent,but to me, in genereal, american accent is pretty annoying,no offence.The origin of english language is england,so u know what i mean...

I agreed with u that the origin is england, and i don't actually like when in IT we can choose US or UK english . there should be no choice as the official english is british .

but as for me , i like american accent and south american slang... but at work or any other official place i think we should use proper british english... воть...

[=Lana=]

Would like to state from my end that the best method is to have somebody for practice your english language. Someone you can speak anytime and about anything. That helps...

This is from my personal experience)

U r rite that its the best method , but we don't have such people which we can talk to in english anytime...

[BURBERRY]

you guys can talk to me, not a problem:)

[tool]

I've noticed it's very calm may be we should discuss something

[pulpa999]

Hey ppl! I recommend to have a regular meetings (let's say in Macdonalds) to practise an English language.

What do you say?

[Фархад из Баку]

Hey ppl! I recommend to have a regular meetings (let's say in Macdonalds) to practise an English language.

What do you say?

Hi everybody. In first - sorry my English, i-m just learning.

I think it is good idea - regular meeting.

In Moskow we have some freepay conversaytion club, in which anybody can find somebody for personal contact.

[pulpa999]

Ppl are passive for some reason

[КОРНЕПЛОД]

Just received

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her

hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said,

"Pardon me, madam.

I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is

blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady.

"I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."

"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and

your privates are exposed!"

said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied,

"Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old.

I just bought this hat yesterday!"

[Apollo440]

Hey ppl! I recommend to have a regular meetings (let's say in Macdonalds) to practise an English language.

What do you say?

and you really think we gonna talk english when we meet?

Изменено 11 августа, 2009 пользователем Apollo440

[_Bella_]

you can attend conversation clubs in courses like in Meridian, Piramida and other. Nowadays there are a lot of CC in our city and a fee per session isn't that high. Discussing various topics there will probably improve your language skills and help you get fluency in english.

[Breaker]

guyssssssssssssss.... i have something for you. Of course, i don't like any stories or lazy to read, you may just skip it. But, i am sure, you will like it!

Boy: since you open this you have to read it... this is a between a girl and a boy on their 7th year anniversary!-

girl calls up boy: hey happy anniversary again

boy: hi happy anniservary!... hey remember you wanted to tell me something after school? sorry i left so early i had to go to work. so what did you want to tell me?

girl: i wanted to say i love you

boy: yeah i know everyone does!

girl: really?

boy: yeah... everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday

girl: oh... but am i only your friend?

boy: no... your my girlfriend... why?

girl: so when i say i love you i really do mean it

boy:yeah i know you do mean it... its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz i know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and every-

girl: ......

boy: so wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anni?

girl: yeah... where?

boy: i dont know... maybe movie then dinner?

girl: ok

boy:i'll pick you put after i get off and get ready ok?

girl: ok. what time do you get off?

boy: in 2 hours and then i gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 mintues...

girl: aye... i thought you didnt have work to-..

boy: one of my co-workers called in sick

girl: oh okay! so ill see you around 7:30 then?

boy: yeah! and babe?

girl: yeah?

boy: i love you

girl: i love you too!

boy: ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.

girl: ok bye

boy:bye

2 hours later... the boy drives to his girlfriends house boy walks up to the door and rings bell

girl: hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)

boy:wassup... you ready?

girl:um... wait... let me got my bag and we could go ok?

boy:ok

they both watched a movie and ate dinner.... once they were done eating they head back to the car but before she got into the car...

boy:wait! can i blind fold you?

girl: why??!

boy:its a suprise

girl: what kind of suprise?

boy: a big one

girl: okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.

boy: i promise.

girl: ok blind fold me...

so they drove off........... and then they stoped.

boy:ok we're here!

girl: where?

boy:wait let me walk you to the place!

girl: what place?

boy: somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)

girl: babe!...

the boy walks her to the place

boy: ok.... let me take the blind fold off

girl: where are we?

he takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at that same spot... thats where he first asked her to be his girlfriend...

girl: omg.... (tears come down)

boy: why are you crying?

girl: this is where you first asked me out...

boy: what are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says that...behind him... in the air it says "will you marry me?" in firworks)

girl: (tears come down faster)

boy: i wasnt at work when you called me... i was planning this whole thing!

girl: get up!

boy: yeah?

girl: (kisses him)

boy: is that a yes or a no?

girl: yes

[Shotgun]

Breaker, nice story. Didn't know that you can do writing with fireworks however.

[КОРНЕПЛОД]

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an

animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention

is galvanized when she hears one of them say the

following:

'Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come

once-a-more! .

Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I

come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig'

she retorted indignantly, 'In this country. we don't speak aloud in

Public places about our sex lives'.

'Hey, coola down lady' said the man. 'Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a

justa tellin' my frienda how to spell '

Mississippi '

$5.00 says you're gonna read this again..

[pulpa999]

you can attend conversation clubs in courses like in Meridian, Piramida and other. Nowadays there are a lot of CC in our city and a fee per session isn't that high. Discussing various topics there will probably improve your language skills and help you get fluency in english.

Hi Bella!

Thank you for your advise. Which one do you recommend? Do you attend any?

Could you also tell me the exact address?Sorry for too many questions.

[pulpa999]

you guys can talk to me, not a problem:)

What do you wish to talk about?

[Гость Sevulik]

guyssssssssssssss.... i have something for you. Of course, i don't like any stories or lazy to read, you may just skip it. But, i am sure, you will like it!

Boy: since you open this you have to read it... this is a between a girl and a boy on their 7th year anniversary!-

girl calls up boy: hey happy anniversary again

boy: hi happy anniservary!... hey remember you wanted to tell me something after school? sorry i left so early i had to go to work. so what did you want to tell me?

girl: i wanted to say i love you

boy: yeah i know everyone does!

girl: really?

boy: yeah... everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday

girl: oh... but am i only your friend?

boy: no... your my girlfriend... why?

girl: so when i say i love you i really do mean it

boy:yeah i know you do mean it... its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz i know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and every-

girl: ......

boy: so wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anni?

girl: yeah... where?

boy: i dont know... maybe movie then dinner?

girl: ok

boy:i'll pick you put after i get off and get ready ok?

girl: ok. what time do you get off?

boy: in 2 hours and then i gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 mintues...

girl: aye... i thought you didnt have work to-..

boy: one of my co-workers called in sick

girl: oh okay! so ill see you around 7:30 then?

boy: yeah! and babe?

girl: yeah?

boy: i love you

girl: i love you too!

boy: ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.

girl: ok bye

boy:bye

2 hours later... the boy drives to his girlfriends house boy walks up to the door and rings bell

girl: hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)

boy:wassup... you ready?

girl:um... wait... let me got my bag and we could go ok?

boy:ok

they both watched a movie and ate dinner.... once they were done eating they head back to the car but before she got into the car...

boy:wait! can i blind fold you?

girl: why??!

boy:its a suprise

girl: what kind of suprise?

boy: a big one

girl: okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.

boy: i promise.

girl: ok blind fold me...

so they drove off........... and then they stoped.

boy:ok we're here!

girl: where?

boy:wait let me walk you to the place!

girl: what place?

boy: somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)

girl: babe!...

the boy walks her to the place

boy: ok.... let me take the blind fold off

girl: where are we?

he takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at that same spot... thats where he first asked her to be his girlfriend...

girl: omg.... (tears come down)

boy: why are you crying?

girl: this is where you first asked me out...

boy: what are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says that...behind him... in the air it says "will you marry me?" in firworks)

girl: (tears come down faster)

boy: i wasnt at work when you called me... i was planning this whole thing!

girl: get up!

boy: yeah?

girl: (kisses him)

It's so touching...!

boy: is that a yes or a no?

girl: yes

[Mak]

Just received

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her

hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said,

"Pardon me, madam.

I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is

blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady.

"I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."

"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and

your privates are exposed!"

said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied,

"Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old.

I just bought this hat yesterday!"

[elMarlboro]

A Short Neurological Test

1- Find the C below.. Please do not use any cursor help.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3 - Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great

[Gulinha*]

This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great

Dear El,

thank you very much for these interesting tests ! I almost instantly have guessed them. Perfect thing for human reaction. )) If you have the other one - just continue.

BTW, I would like to congratulate you with Professional Day of the oil-and-gas industry! Wish you successes in work and in achievement of high purposes !

Best regards,

)

[elMarlboro]

Unfortunately there is no any community to celebrate mentioned above holiday

But I will keep in mind and try to find someone ho will share with me happiness!!!

By the way ))) no doubt that you would pass test ))) Well DONE...spend your savings for something else, but not for a doc. )))

I will definitely post jokes and tests coming via worldwide correspondence )))