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[Judif]

Types Of Women

HARD-DISK Woman:

She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman:

She forgets about you, the moment you turn her

off.

WINDOWS Woman:

Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right,

but no one can live

without her.

EXCEL Woman:

They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly

use her for your four

basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman:

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman:

Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman:

Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman:

She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman:

She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman:

Of every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman:

Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting

her, she comes, installs

herself and uses all your resources. If you try to

uninstall her you will

lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her

you will lose

everything............

[Sh@ten]

http://forum.bakililar.az/index.php?act=ST&f=3&t=12205

No tam xotya bi s perevodom dlya nas, neponimayushix po busurmanski ))

Изменено 1 октября, 2003 пользователем Sh@ten

[Гость Magister®]

Sh@ten, belke seni "Forumun Arxivariusu" eliyek? )))))

Изменено 1 октября, 2003 пользователем Magister®

[Гость]

Где-то я это уже видел...

[Judif]

Sh@ten, belke seni "Forumun Arxivariusu" eliyek? )))))

Зачем, давайте скинемся и синхронного переводчика наймем ему на круглосуточную ставку. Как ни как важная персона!

[Sh@ten]

Roz, ya kak-nibud sam, esli, konechno na suaxili govorit ne budete ))

[Judif]

Roz, ya kak-nibud sam, esli, konechno na suaxili govorit ne budete ))

Могу на идише или иврите

А до суахили мне еще далеко топать

[Desperado]

INTERNET Woman:

Difficult to access.

гы)

[Assol]

WINDOWS Woman:

Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right,

but no one can live

without her.

это понравилось )

[West]

Scanner Woman - remember's everything she see

[Sh@ten]

Могу на идише или иврите 

А до суахили мне еще далеко топать

Nu na yiddishe eshe poymu, a hebrew dlya menya tot je suaxili ))